Chap 8

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Chiaki: KOKICHI STOP SHOVING ME INTO THE GODDAMN OVEN IN WORK AT A PIZZA PLACE.

Stinkyratfacedbutthole: No :D

Chiaki: I HOPE EVERY SINGLE TIME YOU GO TO OPEN A TIN OF COOKIES THERE'S JUST SEWING SUPPLIES IN THEM

Stinkyratfacedbutthole: I hope you always get spoiled the ending of any of your favorite games

Chiaki: I hope any Panta you buy is FLAT

Stinkyratfacedbutthole: 

Stinkyratfacedbutthole: 

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Chiaki: YEAH

Stinkyratfacedbutthole: I'm gonna DESTROY OUR CROPS IN OUR STARDEW VALLEY CO-OP

Chiaki: SO? I CAN JUST BUY MORE

Pixiesticksnorter: GOOOOD NOM-NOM-NOMMING!

Chiaki: good, now Ibuki's here.

Pixiesticksnorter:?

Stinkyratfacedbutthole: HEY WERE NOT DONE WITH OUR ARGUMENT.

Chiaki: SHUT IT. Anyways Ibuki I've noticed another coop on the farm. Was that your doing?

Pixiesticksnorter: No, I mean I love the chickens but you seemed pretty persistent on getting a barn so I didn't really mess with that stuff.

Stinkyratfacedbutthole: It was me who wasted that money on the coop.

Chiaki: Why? I WAS SO CLOSED TO BEING ABLE TO PURCHASE THE BARN.

Stinkyratfacedbutthole: I did it in spite of you

Pixiesticksnorter: You butthole

Chiaki: You know what I can work with this, heck it might even help me get the barn faster...

Stinkyratfacedbutthole: I feel like marrying one of the bachelors and then divorcing them just for fun.

Pixiesticksnorter: Haven't you already done that

Stinkyratfacedbutthole: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, but there's still more people to marry and divorce. Besides Shane is looking quite lonely...

Chiaki: That's because he is.

Pixiesticksnorter: Damn

Chiaki: I ain't wrong

Pixiesticksnorter: But doesn't he have Marnie and Jas? 

Chiaki: mhm, still lonely.

Stinkyratfacedbutthole: Wanna play Stardew rn?

Pixiesticksnorter: YEAH!

Chiaki: I have nothing better to do

Stinkyratfacedbutthole: Okay I'll also get Korekiyo on

Chiaki: I always forget I added him

Stinkyratfacedbutthole: That's because he just spends all his time in the mines

Chiaki: We're doing terrible for being on year 2..

Pixiesticksnorter: LET'S JUST PLAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

                        (Chiaki, Pixiesticksnorter, and Stinkyratfacedbutthole are offline)

Pianosmoocher: I never expected those 4 to be friends.

Kyokowannabe: I don't think anyone would.



(alr I'm gonna keep this chapter short, I'll make the next one longer. ANYWAYS I HOPE YOU'RE HAVE A GREAT DAY/NIGHT!)

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