"Y'know, boss," Husk started, cleaning a glass, " 've started to notice... You talk 'bout your mom lots, like her recipes or her favorite songs, but you never mention your dad."
Alastor's smile tightens, "Why, Husker, I don't-"
"Do you got some type of daddy issues?" the cat interrupts.
"..." the deer stills.
"You got daddy issues."
Reluctantly, Alastor nods, "I have daddy issues." he muttered.
"God damnit, why does everyone I know have daddy issues?! Y'know what, raise your hand if you have daddy issues."
Hesitantly, Alastor raised a hand.
Angel Dust, who was sprawled out on the couch, raised a hand.
Charlie, who was talking to Vaggie, heard Husk's question, and bashfully raised a hand.
Lucifer came out of his room and teleported down to the lobby, only to raise a hand.
A portal opened, and out stepped Stolas, a tall bird prince, Blitzø, a decently tall imp, and Moxxie, an imp who works for Blitzø. All three raised a hand.
"Y'all ain't even from the same show, what the fuck?!" Husk shouted.
Suddenly, with a snap that echoed throughout the room, the author appeared, and raised a hand.
The egg bois came tumbling down the stairs, and one stood in front of the other's, "Does it count if our dad- mister bossman- is dead?"
Husk just stared.
The winged cat demon slammed his head into the bar counter.
"I am too sober for this shit!"
Cherri raised an eyebrow, looking up from her phone, Vaggie paid no attention, and Nifty was too busy stabbing bugs.
Husk lifted his head up a bit and looked over at the reader through the screen, raising an eyebrow, "Lemme guess, you got daddy issues too?"
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𝐀𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑; 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗼𝗻𝗲𝘀𝗵𝗼𝘁𝘀
Fanfictionthis shit is so ooc wtf was I thinking😭 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ This is a book copied from my old abandoned account, I abandoned it because my friends found it (don't have your alt follow your main guys 😔) and I was not in the mood to be judged. But...
