𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒉𝒂𝒔𝒏𝒕 𝒍𝒆𝒇𝒕 𝒎𝒚 𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒅 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒇𝒊𝒗𝒆 𝒅𝒂𝒎𝒏 𝒅𝒂𝒚𝒔

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OKAY, I DON'T RLLY KNOW WHAT THIS IS I'M TIRED AND DELIRIOUS AF AND THIS SHIT HASN'T LEFT THE CREVASSES OF MY MIND FOR FIVE FUCKING DAYS😭





Alastor drank blood tea with Rosie, happily chatting and gossiping about any and every denizen of hell that was deemed important enough to spread dirt about.

"And I was thinking we could just poison Susan or something similar along those lines." Alastor said, seeming all too cheerful for the topic.

Rosie sighed, "As much as I would love to do that, she is one of my citizens, I can't just kill her because she's a—... uh..."

"Ordinary old bitch?" Alastor supplied.

"Yeah, that," Rosie agreed, "Just because she's rude doesn't mean I can just murder her, Cannibal Town is one of the only places here in hell with some form of rules and laws." Rosie threw a lady finger in her mouth.

Alastor hummed in response, taking a sip of his blood tea, looking out the window.

He choked on his tea. He did a double take, Lucifer Morningstar was standing not too far away, Charlie walking with him. But the king just looked so... pretty...

"Alastor? Are you alright?" Rosie snapped the deer out of his thoughts.

"Rosie..." Alastor started, clutching his head and burying his claws into his red hair, "I think I might be gay."

Rosie chuckled, "You know I'll always support you fully."

Rosie looked out the window as well, trying to find whatever made the radio demon have a sexuality crisis, and gasped seeing Lucifer, "Oh. My. Stars! Alastor, you like the king!?"

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I'M SORRY BRO THIS SCENARIO HAS BEEN PLAGUING MY MIND FOR TOO LONG😭

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