Why Are Anime Characters going to my college?!

Investigation

Light Smut Warning Aheado

3RD PERSON POV

Y/N: I'm pretty much borderline superhuman at this point.

Chiquita: So, I've heard you have a thing for muscle ladies.

Y/N quickly did his reps as she sat on his lap, the woman giggling as he lifted a ton.

Chiquita: What do you think of an older woman like me?~ Am I cute?~

Y/N: Hot.

Chiquita: Mmm...I guess that's better. But I can see you have NO experience in girls really. Such a shame........that you're also a virgin~

Y/N:.....

Chiquita: Ah I see you're not experienced in THAT field~ Perhaps......*whisper* I can be your first~

Y/N: *RED* THE HELL YOU MEAN FIRST?!

Chiquita pouts as he finishes exercising, the both of them in gym clothes though she continues to tease him.

Chiquita: Cmon now. Who do you want to be your first?

Y/N: Let's not talk about this-

Chiquita: Which girl would you fuck first?

Y/N: EXCUSE ME-

Y/N suddenly stopped to think hard about it, Chiquita confused as he sat down on a bench.

Guy: Just saying the woman's a great catch for a first time.

Chiquita: *smile* Did I ask for your opinion?

Guy: *running* NOPE!

Y/N: Depends.....

Chiquita: Depends on who makes the first move?

Y/N: I sadly see no other option. Eto's getting hornier by the day. I'm afraid she's-

Chiquita: I'm welcome for it really. I know you're young compared to me......but I have to admit you're kinda cute~

*BEEP*

Connor: Rein and Kuyo are in trouble. It's about Ember and stuff.

Y/N:........I'll give you my answer later.

Chiquita: *holding gun* Are guns allowed?

Later