Muzan:,gir- why you tryna put yo hand in my ameerading-
Akaza: Oop-
Kokushibo: no reason.......
Muzan: she says she not bisexual but I can tell she's feeling me🤭
Kokushibo: 🫢😳
Iguro: i-
Giyu: no way bro.
Akaza: I cant-
Yorrichi: I hate my life.
Daki: you don't have one-
Yorichii: stfu
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Muzan: but you did a good job at really fucking up my day
Akaza: how😭
Iguro: and then you said you made steak💢
Giyu: ni- that was banquet sizeberg steak🤬
Kokushibo: damn-
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Giyu: I'm the type to really pull up on that hoe!
Kokushibo: ?
Daki: just stay quiet kokushibo
Kokushibo: 🤷♂️
Muzan: hold on bitch
Akaza: look turn my head
Iguro: move my hair out the way
Muzan: bitch what was said
Nakime: damn-
Daki: shush!
Nakime:....
Nezuko: lol
Daki: sorry....
Muzan: don't touch the child😤
Nakime: wha-
Akaza: DONT TOUCH THE CHILD
Iguro: DONT TOUCH THE CHILD
Giyu: DONT TOUCH THE CHILD
Daki:🥹
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Muzan: shhhhh it's ringing
Akaza: oh shi-
Muzan: hold on they answered
Iguro: hello?
Muzan: iguro this muzan why yall didn't pull up?
Iguro: *hangs up*
Muzan: scary asf
Giyu: lmao
Iguro: good joke
Muzan: mhm
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Muzan: hey bro
Iguro: hey how was your date?
Muzan: what bro I didn-
Iguro: bro I checked your location it said you were at the movies on Thursday 9:54 then after you went to McDonald's like bro why didn't you get me anything I be hungry to bro
Muzan: dawg why you always checking my location
Iguro: bro no because why were you at Popeyes on Monday at 7am on the dot
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Uppermoon gc
FantasyShips: kokuzan Top koku bottom momzan Douka top Douma bottom akaza Gyuku top gyutaro bottom kaigaku Nakime and daki are like sisblings Daki simps for nezuko Muzan is the biggest sadistic masochist and yeah that's all This was inspired to me by so...
