Mobile Legends Chronicles: Shorts

Santa Claude

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The day was Christmas Eve, and all through the land,
Chaos was brewing, and the time of giving was at hand.

What was it that started this rukus you say?
Well Alucard of course! He was totally late for Christmas day.

As he scrambles and rushes to catch up to the festive swells,
Let us enjoy: Jingle bells, Jingle bells..

Claude (Christmas carnival):

"♪♪Dashing through the snow~ ♪♪
♪♪In a one-horse open sleigh~♪♪
♪♪O'er the fields we go,♪♪
♪♪Laughing all th- ARGHH!!!!"

The young lad's joyous melody turned into an abrupt scream,
As a speeding red car ran over him.

The toy monkey cried at his master's tragic scene,
However the car didn't even stop, oh so mean....

Alucard: "HAHAHAHA!! Jhonson you have outdone yourself! At this speed, we will reach the carnival in no time!"

Rafaela (Angelic sonata): "Who in the lord's name let him drive?"

Eudora (Christmas carnival): "You did!"

Rafaela: "Aahh.. Yes I did do that.."

Jhonson (Jeepney Racer): "Mr. piss hair, we just ran over someone!"

Alucard: "I suggest you stop calling me that before I rip out your hotrod-"

The 4 wheeled death chariot transforms back into his cyborg mode,
Yeeting Alucard face first onto the icy road.

The female passengers landed with grace,
They look at Claude flattened on the snow, totally out of place.

Rafaela approached the roadkill to heal his pain,
But Claude just popped back up and exclaimed

Claude: "Slain I say, SSLLAAIIINNDED!!"

Eudora: "Shocking, he's somehow still alive. Are you okay?"

Claude: *painful voice* "My time has come to an end!!! Being struck down this very night!"

Toy Monkey: *dramatically pointing at the sky* "Kiki kaka!!"

Alucard: "Oi Rafaela, he's good right?"

Rafaela: "Yes he is fine."

Alucard: "Let's go then."

Jhonson: *transforms back into a Jeep* "Hold on tight!"

Claude: "Ho ho ho, take me along the merry crew!"

Jhonson: "Sorry friend, I only like ladies riding me."

Claude: "Preposterous!! Then what about the vigilante?"

Alucard: "I hooked him up with Odette for a hot date."

He later claimed to have 'forgot,'
To mention John was merely a drive for her date with Lancelot.

Jhonson: *about to leave* "Broom... broom broom..."

Claude: *standing before the car* "Wait, no no no, you can't leave me!! Today is the Christmas Carnival! I was officially invited to this event of joy and cheers! No way you'll spend it without me!!!"

Toy Monkey: "uuhhuu!!"

Alucard: *mocking tone* "And what if I say 'Nooo~'?"

Claude: "Then, I shall sue you in the court of law for a hit and a run-"

Alucard: "Get in the fucking car."
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