The Fam-i-laws hike up Mt. Cheesit

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  Such beauty in his eyes, but his nose is large. Therefore I will cry myself to sleep at night.
  His family works in cheese production; however, his passion is dwindling in life or cows.
  His girlfriend runs on cheese and alcohol.
   Yesterday she gave him cheese and a bottle of vodka with some cherry limeade.
  James Humperdink and Jalalala, his girlfriend, hiked Mt. Cheesit with their parents Ma-la-law and Fa-la-law Fam-i-law.
  They cried wolf because a wolf stole their cheese.
  Lala tumbled aggressively down Mt. Cheesit. Unfortunately, she lived much more years.
  James ran after Jalalala and fell deeply in a burning hole of fire.
  Doctor Ooh-la-law, their uncle, said, "Don't eat anything unless it is raw fish for 40 minutes."
  Fa-la-law was depressed and excited for raw fish amd vodka.
  The hole was still burning so naturally they covered their heads and feet with sand from the hole while their hearts burned with James and pain.

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