TROLLS SHIPS: Should They Ship'Em?!

Hellllloooooo

Jessi: spins around in her seat to face the Wattpad Readers HELLO ALL! JESSI HERE REPORTING FROM 1# TROLLS FANDOM STUDIO TO PRESENT--

Grace: enters Girl, why are you screaming?😑

Jessi: WHY NOT?!😀

Grace: ...you got me there. sits down as well beside Jessi

Jessi: Uhm, where's Justin?

Grace: He's late. Like always. I can't remember one time he's been on time.

Voice in Background: THE CORRECT TERM IS-

confetti pops out of nowhere as a tall blonde dude walks out of the doorway

Justin: flips hair FASHIONABLY LATE 😌

Jessi and Grace: stares at their friend 😐

Grace: Yeah, no. Sit. 👇 pushes him down onto the seat next to them

Jessi: turns back to readers Sorry 'bout that! He's kinda- turns to Justin to find him picking his nose Yeah, he's just a teenage boy.😕

Grace: ANYHOO, Hello, Wattpad! It's been a few years since I've been on there! Omigosh is Jaden on there still?! 🤩

Jessi: YUP!

Grace: AND LEE?😍

Jessi: YUPSIREEO

Grace: AND ESMERALD???!!!!🤩🤩🤩

Jessi: Yu- wait, who?

Grace: Esmerald. Ya know... Esmerald 😁

Jessi: OH YOU MEAN @Enchanting_Esmie ?!! Yeah, she's here too! 

Justin: Okay, let's cut this short, when do we get to see the chicks?🥰🐤

Jessi: Chicks? What chicks?🤔🐤

Justin: You know! THE GIRLS! Yup, that's right, I'm available, ladies 😉

Grace: Yeah, you're still "available" because you do things like that hits his arm

Justin: ☹️ That's mean. Why would you hurt my feelings like that?

Jessi: Isn't Lenny Guyer your girlfriend?

Justin: What?! We went on ONE DATE! That doesn't certify her as my- his phone bings OMIGOSH SHE TOLD ME SHE LOVED ME EEEE SHE'S MY GIRLFRIEND GUYS YES YES YES-- WHO'S AVAILABLE NOW?!!

Jessi and Grace roll their eyes 🙄

Grace: We're staying single on purpose.

Jessi: We've vowed not to even have a valentine until we're at least 30.

Grace: 15 YEARS TO GO fistbumps Jessi

Justin: Yeah, but like how many guys have asked you to date them anyway?

Grace: 😐🫤😞You're mean.

Justin: IM JUST SAYING-

Jessi: OMIGOSH GUYS WE AREN'T HERE TO TALK ABOUT US DATING! We're here to talk about trolls dating!

Justin: Trolls? Like the movie? They date?

Jessi and Grace stare at him again, insulted

Jessi: OFC THEY DATE THEY HAVE FEELINGS TOO!

Justin: Sorry! I fall asleep most of the time when we watch the movies.

Grace: 😡

Jessi: OKAY I'M JUST GONNA SAY WHY WE'RE HERE ALL AT ONCE SO WE DON'T LOSE TRACK-

WE'RE HERE TO SAY WHAT WE THINK ABOUT ALL THE TROLL SHIPS THAT WE CAN FIND NO MATTER HOW WEIRD THEY ARE OR CONCERNING OR ADORABLE-

Justin: Trolls aren't adorable tho-

Grace: Please excuse us while I kill my so-called friend over here 😀🔪

Authors have all voted not to show this content because it is emotionally and physically concerning-- yes, they will all see therapists after this chapter

~a few minutes later~

Jessi: Now that we're done killing each other, maybe we can name some trolls ships that we'll go over for the first few chapters, then we can decide on the next ones later.

Grace: OOO OKAY!

1) Broppy (duhhhh)

2) Cliva (also duhhh)

3) Briff (don't ask why)

4) Brucandy (just because)

5) DawnDory (cuz we can :D)

Justin: I've never heard of any of those.

Grace: Don'tkillhimdon'tkillhimitsnotworthit

Jessi: Don't worry those two have never actually killed each other.

Grace and Justin: OBVIOUSLY

Justin: But the days comin' soon tho-

Jessi: Tell us in the comments for some more fun ships we can go over!

Grace: AND TELL ME IF YOU RECOGNIZE THE OLD ACCOUNT Grace11Brown CUZ THAT USED TO BE MINE!! HELLOOO IF I KNEW YOU FROM THREE YEARS AGO 👋👋👋

Justin: And my offer is still up for the girls just in case Lenny-

Jessi: OMIGOSH BOI IMMA-

Camera is cut-- video ends

COMMENT FOR SOME SHIPS WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT (and if you want to get in contact with Justin wink wink)

no i was kidding he's a player DONT DO THAT I SWEAR

- Jessi, Grace, and Justin