TROLLS SHIPS: Should They Ship'Em?!

BRIFF

Today's Topic: Briff (Barb x Riff)

Jessi: OMIGOSH HERE WE ARE AGAIN!! FOR ANOTHER TOTALLY UNNECESSARY SHIP THAT MAKES US FANPEEPS' LIVES STICK TOGETHER! WELCOME TO-- drumroll please... waits

Justin and Grace: both on their phones thinking about something else

Jessi: 😑GUYS PAY ATTENTION!!

Justin: To what?

Jessi: ME :D

Grace: Do we get snacks after this?

Jessi:....maybe. Guys, listen! We're talking about Briff right now!

Justin: About what?

Jessi: Briff!

Grace: Oh, I remember that! Who people used to ship with Riff before Floyd came in 😌

Justin: Ew, that's disgusting! Why would they ship-?!

Jessi: GUYS WE'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT FLIFF RIGHT NOW WE'RE TALKING ABOUT BRIFF! Grace, would you care to share your ideas on this ship?

Grace: shrugs It's okay. Where are the snacks?

Jessi: What do you mean it's okay?

Grace: I don't know. I mean, I know that shipping people is fun, but Briff seemed a bit unnecessary. I don't NOT ship them, but I definitely think that Barb doesn't need a guy or anything.

Jessi: No one ever needs a guy, to be truthful, Grace.

Justin: I DISAGREE! Us men are an essential part of you ladies' lives. You can't have kids without us 😏

Grace: You wouldn't be kids without us 😑

Justin:  .______. 

Jessi: We're not even talking about reproducing! We're talking about dating, Jumbo.

Grace: Anyhoo, when I see a cute picture or story about them, I do enjoy it, cuz it would be cute for Barb to date him- but in general I believe that she doesn't need and isn't really interested in getting a guy, truthfully.

Jessi: Alright, that makes sense. I also think it's cute but it's nothing like Broppy or Cliva or something. What about you, Justin?

Justin: ..........we wouldn't be born without women!😱 HOW CRAZY IS THAT?! I ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT MEN HELD THE WHOLE WORLD TOGETHER!

Jessi and Grace: sigh

Justin: I WONDER HOW MANY OTHER WAYS WOMEN HAVE HELD OUR LIVES TOGETHER?!!😱😱

Jessi: Dude, women are no more important than men. Now, can you get back on track?

Justin: Welllll...okay, Briff is kinda a cool ship because of their differences and stuff, y'know? They aren't crazy about each other, but can stay simple and don't need to overdo their relationship or anything. In my opinion. But it isn't as good as Broppy or Cliva is, for sure.

Grace: Huh. That's nice. Great explanation, Justin. You actually focused for ten seconds on trolls.

Justin: I know, right. Ew, Imma spit this trolls talk outta my mouth😷, bye. gets up and leaves

Jessi: Briff is also an older ship too, so it's hard to find peeps shipping them still. Not like Broppy, where they've been there since the beginning, but like Biggie and Legsley-- LIKE WHO SHIPS THOSE TWO ANYMORE SURE THEY'D BE CUTE, BUT NO ONE CARES-

Grace: Exactly.

long pause

Grace: So... is that it? Are we done?

Jessi: I guess...this was our shortest one yet, dang.

Grace: Does this mean😀 -?

Jessi: rolls eyes The snacks are in the closet down the hall 😑

~~Reasons why Briff is a good ship~~,

•They're simple, but sweet

•Shows a soft spot in the hearts of tough rock trolls, it's cute

•They would be a fun couple doing cray-cray stuff bahaha 😂😭

~~Reasons why Briff should stay platonic~~

•Barb doesn't seem too interested

•They can be a bit too simple sometimes...Not a ton of feeling in their relationship it seems

•THEY'RE ROCK TROLLS IS SHIPPING THEM SAFE?!!!👀💀

Briff isn't as exciting a ship as it used to be anymore, sadly. We have decided that it doesn't totally suck, but it can be a bit unnecessary. People are also shipping them with other peeps too like FLIFF AND VIVARB WUT WHYYY OMIGOSH NO I DON'T LIKE THAT I'M SORRY -

Tell us ur thoughts on this ship!! Byeeeeeee!