Mario: Not so fast, criminals... those Cartoon bags full of money, don't belong to you!
Peach: I'm the Sheriff in town, and you're making a big mistake.
Mario: And, I'm in love with a Serial Killing Cowgirl.
Enemy 1: Oh yeah? Let's draw to decide who gets to keep the money!
Mario: Deal!
Enemy 1: On the count of 3... we shoot our Guns.
Peach: Let's do this!
Enemy 2: One... Two... Three... DRAW!!!
*GUN SHOT*
Enemies 1/2: OUCH!!!
Mario: Ha... we win!
Peach: Looks like we get to keep the money... and you two are going to Jail!
Enemies 1/2: Aw, rats!
*APPLAUSE*
Meanwhile...
Grape: What the hell are the Sour Bunch doing?! Are they actually enjoying this?!
Stella: It's working!
Peach: Well done, partner.
Mario: I have a Wife.
Grape: OI, SOUR BUNCH... YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE BOOING!!!
Stella: Well, it isn't!
Grape: Shut your gob, Tinkerbell!
Stella: You're gonna be out-numbered, by the time I get out of the Cage!
Grape: Do you want me to shut it for you?
Stella: *gulp*
Grape: That's what I thought.
Later...
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SMG4 Fanfic: STUPID Princess Peach Showtime
FanfictionMario is re-united with an old friend... but disaster strikes when a mysterious magic Monster takes over the whole Theatre.