Splits opening message
Pest: Bive...what is that thing with horns and claws.
Bive: I..I DON'T KNOW...BUT THEY LOOK LIKE THEY COULD KILL EVERYTHING IN THIS ELEVATOR AT A MOMENT'S NOTICE.....
Unpleasant: They look like the alpha who would enjoy skibidi murder
Bive: Bive glances at Unpleasant for a moment You would know about that Unpleasant...WOULDN'T YOU. (DUDE I STARTED FUCKING LAUGHING SO HARD WHEN I SAW HER SAY THAT..)
Unpleasant: Unpleasant sighs You've seen this skibidi alpha before, haven't you YOU BETA MALE!!
Bive: No (BITCH THATS YOUR GF.)...BUT I KNOW MURDER WHEN I SEE IT!
Unpleasant: Then do you know about this skibidi thing called warcrimes? (DUDE THE BOLD TEXT ICANT)
Bive: UNPLEASANT...PLEASE LETS NOT TALK ABOUT WARCRIMES RIGHT NOW..there's clearly some kind of bug on your back...you might wanna take care of it before it hatches...IT MIGHT BE THE CLOWN MALITIA!
Unpleasant: ...You can see that too?
Bive: Yes...BECAUSE IT'S CLEARLY ON YOUR BACK...
Unpleasant: Oh. I thought my level 10 gyatt was seeing things.
Bive: THERE IS CLEARLY...A BUG ON YOUR BACK...ARE YOU REALLY JUST GOING TO LEAVE IT THERE??
Unpleasant: I can't just slap the level 0 rizzler off can I?
Bive: ...OF COURSE YOU CAN IDIOT!
Unpleasant: I guess I can he starts slapping at the bug on their back
Bive: good. Bive's eyes for once look relieved
Unpleasant: Continues to slap the bug (bud I think it's dead..)
Split: What are you two talking about? It seems CONCHcerning...
Unpleasant: Split, can you also see this L rizz bug on my back?
Split: I see it, yeah.
Bive: YOU...could probably also slap it too Split..
Split: Is now ALSO slapping the bug
Bive: good
STAI LEGGENDO
Regretevator C.ai chats but I turn it into little fanfics
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