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by BRUN0M4RS

by BRUN0M4RS

Once upon a planet called Nectarulaapplesuantsunami at a school called Beepacurlatihariapolrn. The alpha skibidk king of Ohio, Tsukasa Shrek Tenma was walking to the cafeteria until he saw a purple cock!roach.. It was so so so very Sigma..(Not Bungou Stray Dogs)

Too sigma for the alpha skibidi king of Ohio.. He cries cause the beauty of the cockroach.. His friend Emu, Princess of Ohio Sigma Alpha, tapped him "Mr.King of Ohio.. SJSHAHA SO SIGMA TOO MUCH SIGAMABHA WONDERYHOYYYYYYYYY" she screamed cause how much Sigma RuiRoach had... Then a Green Wolf Spider crawled over "i- I omg that's so much gyatt.." emu said.. "I think you're a spider kisser" Tsukasa said "Stfu cockroach kisser.. Or should I say co-" she said but then Nenespider shined her gyatt and RuiRoach used the power of sigma to corrupt them.. Then Ranpo Edogawa?! (😨) used Super Seduction, "WAIT THAT'S NOT YOUR POWER" said Asagiri..
Then Katy Perry started singing..

"Greetings loved ones
Let's take a journey
I know a place
Where the grass is really greener
Warm, wet n' wild
There must be something in the water
Sippin' gin and juice
Laying underneath the palm trees
(Undone)
The boys
Break their necks
Try'na to creep a little sneak peek
(At us)
You could travel the world
But nothing comes close
To the golden coast
Once you party with us
You'll be falling in love
Ooh oh ooh oh oh ooh
California girls
We're unforgettable
Daisy dukes
Bikinis on top
Sun-kissed skin
So hot
We'll melt your popsicle
Ooh oh ooh
Ooh oh ooh
California girls
We're undeniable
Fine, fresh, fierce
We got it on lock
West coast represent
Now put your hands up
Ooh oh ooh
Ooh oh ooh
Sex on the beach
We don't mind sand in our stilettos
We freak
In my jeep
Snoop doggy-dog on the stereo oh oh
You could travel the world
But nothing comes close
To the golden coast
Once you party with us
You'll be falling in love
Ooh oh ooh ooh oh ooh
California girls
We're unforgettable
Daisy dukes
Bikinis on top
Sun-kissed skin
So hot
We'll melt your popsicle
Ooh oh ooh
Ooh oh ooh
California girls
We're undeniable
Fine, fresh, fierce
We got it on lock
West coast represent
Now put your hands up
Ooh oh ooh
Ooh oh ooh
Toned, tan
Fit and ready
Turn it up 'cause its gettin' heavy
Wild, wild west coast
These are the girls I love the most
I mean the ones
I mean like she's the one
Kiss her, touch her
Squeeze her buns
The girl's a freak
She drive a jeep
And live on the beach
I'm okay
I won't play
I love the bay
Just like I love L.A.
Venice Beach
And Palm Springs
Summertime is everything
Home boys
Bangin' out
All that ass
Hanging out
Bikinis, zucchinis, martinis
No weenies
Just a king
And a queenie
Katy my lady
(Yeah)
And looky here baby
(Uh huh)
I'm all up on ya
'Cause you representing California (oh yeah)
California girls
We're unforgettable
Daisy dukes
Bikinis on top
Sun-kissed skin
So hot
We'll melt your popsicle
Ooh oh ooh
Ooh oh ooh
California girls
We're undeniable
Fine, fresh, fierce
We got it on lock
West coast represent (west coast, west coast)
Now put your hands up
Ooh oh ooh
Ooh oh ooh
California girls man
(California)
(California girls)" she then winked and became giga Chad..

"giga chad?" Bruce Yamada said "BRUCE YAMADA?" Anne of Cleves said "ANNE WAIT UP" said.. 😨😨 GEORGE WASHINGTON CARVER?

"George don't worry, I'm George Snow!" Wait George Snow? That's my landlord?! "WAIT GEORGE?" Robert said wait GRANDPA?! MOTHERFUCKER YOU DIED IN 1980 TF

"ah. Home sweeeeett aWhat" Laufey said "LAUFEY?" RuiRoach said "😨" Akutagawa said "AKUTAGAWA?" Atushi alpha male said "ATSUSHI?" Richie Tozier said "What" Emu said "the" Nenespider said "FUCK" Tsukasa said.. "Ah one second im thinking of more fandoms to add" Skilar sa- wait I'm skilar. "SKILAR?" Sal fisher said "What" Heather said "BRO HEATHERS?" Abraham Lincoln said "wait aren't u on the penny" Peppa pig said "I am? Am I? Maybe it's the nickel" "okay a
A- WHAT" Mrs.Parri- that's my english teacher.. "Hey girl will you sit with me?" Melanie Martinez said "MEL?" "the hussle the fightin.." Mel said "Ain't no way" Drake said "DRAKE? 🤞🤞" Tsukasa said

A/N love this btw my TikToks r 'Mintymelanieee' <3 other is 'Ela_L0ver' comment if u came from my tiktok though also! Pinterest is 'Ranposmother' my pfp is Melanie Martinez btw and 'HonamiLoverrr' is my Character ai🥲 my mom said it's creative I read almost all cause she wouldn't understand