A day in the life of Mama Soviet & Papa Reich

Wholesome moment 4

Sisters lol
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Mama Soviet: hey France...Spain come here...

France: hm?

Spain: what ussr?

Mama Soviet: wanna be in my lil daily life book?

France: can we vent our shenanigans?

Spain: sure I guess, we hardly do things together like this. Does mom know?

Mama Soviet: Da, madre PR knows and yes we can vent our shenanigans bout, answer questions, etc etc

France: -reads book- whats this bout someone pissing off our niece?

Spain: who do I gotta fuck up?

Mama Soviet: bunch of wanna be young adults...who are so immersed in drama it's revolting at this point.

France: do I gotta go FBI mode you know I can

Spain: I can pass off as a kid so if I beat their asses i can pretend to be their ages.

France & Ussr: we will lie to cover you.

Spain: hide the bodies?

France: ill get the federal protected plants

Mama Soviet: i have the shovel, reich has the gravedigger skill

France & Spain: thats right you said he was an undertaker....

France: hmmm, i can run them over with my car they'll be like 50pts

Spain: 10 at best

Mama Soviet: this an interesting easter Sunday lol

Spain: where they live?

Mama soviet: 3 in Pennsylvania i still remember the face of one, ones a racist douchebag, and the other meh. one went back to Korea i think

France: ew Pennsylvania is such a boring state, they sound like sheltered white kids. I bet the racist one isn't that pretty cause ain't no one pretty with that mentality, ratchet hoe.

Spain: Korea? So...an Asian not worth it. We all know them kids act like their superior...

France: what they even do there?

Mama Soviet: well south Korea they focus on K-pop, the stuff Samoa used to listen to. Idk bout north it's just heavily militarized.

Spain: sounds shitty to be honest...

France: at this point those kids aren't even worth hurting they just gonna hurt themselves

Mama soviet: they already do

France: cutting?

Mama Soviet: yup

France: maybe cause thats the only color they look good in

Spain: add glitter to it and it'll be sparkly -sarcastic jazz hands-

-All three laugh-

Mama Soviet: horrible lol

Spain: idgf they sound like privileged white kids who never got their asses handed to them

France: with ratchet ass mentality, i bet they sabotage anything good for them.

Mama soviet: ones a pathological liar

France: see ghetto ass bitches all of them. Naja is gonna be much better than them when older. Shes not racist, she don't lie, shes nice to literally anyone until they mess with you, friendly, and very communicative.

Mama Soviet: and accepting you can be gay or whatever and she'll befriend you.

Spain: both my nieces and my daughter are beautiful.

France: my daughter is a sasshole

Ussr & Spain: lol we know

Spain: is this what I gotta be worried bout?

France & Ussr: yup

Mama soviet: anyway lol gotta end this conversation

Spain: ok but yeah ill join

France: this should be fun. Unlike ussr here. We are more open to drama. Plus i can find the kids give me five minutes.

Spain: and I do the fighting so i DARE you bitches make my niece cry. Each tear she sheds I'm making you shed. Ussr knows your names, faces, and even still has a phone number.

Mama soviet: and photo.

Spain: oh really!? Can i see?

France: me too!

Mama Soviet: -shows-

France: tranny?

Spain: tranny...good that means I can hit you whether you're a girl or guy.

Mama soviet: they say they are crazy...

France: they claim crazy? They aren't the only one who was retrained, on meds, and forced into therapy.

Spain: pinche pendeja ... puta madre

France: lol

Mama Soviet: ok sis relax.

France: family roadtrip!!!

Spain: yes please

Mama Soviet: -sits back giggling drinking a soda- will father Britain will lend you the guns?

France: you know I don't like shooting

Spain & Ussr: but we do~

France: this is what I get for being the middle child. The oldest [ussr] and youngest [Spain] have some things in common lord have mercy. -shakes her head-

All of them: Happy Easter Sunday everyone!!