You are the new girl in town and you bump into two curious men, one is a hot horse gangster and the other is a petite, cute, cinnamon roll! What are you gonna do, as wacky situations leave you desperately in love with the two boys, along the way you...
It's foggy and the air is green, I walk up to the doors of the studio and the whole school is silent and eerie. My every footstep upon the cold concrete earth (with my cute converse) echos amongst the brick buildings. I look up at the scary building and I push open the rusty glass doors.
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It's strangely silent in the room and I can only hear the beat of my own heart. And the beat of bangarang by skrillex which is playing in my headphones.
Jimmy Fallon emegerges from the fog which is also in the studio,
"Mu hu ha ha ha" he says.
"Cut it out Jimmy ! you know what i'm here for!" I yell at him
"I know. but oh dear sweet y/n I could never let that happen" He says pulling out this test tube of cure (Friay in i'm love! )
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"Give it to me jimmy! You have no idea what youre messing with! " I flip my rainbow hair and then lunge at the test tube but Jimmy fallon pulls it out of my reach and punches me in the chest. I fall over backward winded and i'm so angry and I keep my composure, I can't let Jimmy fallon see my wolf side!
Then he kicks me in the side. weak. I'm not sure if I can do this antmore!
"Jimmy, give that to me or youll be seriously sorry!" I groad!
"No! I am the mime king and I will never give up my power, you have no idea what it's like to control worlds like this" and then he kicks me in the head. And I have brain damange but I recover quickly. I'm so angry that I find the strength to stand up and start trying to block him and backflip away, we're fighting for awhile and I keep getting weaker with every mean attack he throws, then finally i'm on the ground again and I don't think I have the strength to get up. The world is slipping away from me and I can only hear Jimmys voice in the background.
"I'm gonna kill you! Muhuhahah" Says jimmy for like the fourth time. I am so weak and it is totally over for me. Jimmy Fallon has won the mime pockilips😔
Just at that moment, time literally stops and I look to the sky and see... clouds? I am so confused and see all my guardian angels in the sky! There's Zoe Dechenel, Albert Einstine and Ellen The Genarous! And also stanell ig!
As the gods begin to talk i hear an acoustic cover of Kyoto by pheobe bridgers playing, bc she is also dead.
"I'm in heaven now! So sorry I die! I mees you so much!" Zoe says to me and I shed a tear. "Its ok zoe, i 4give u!" I say, and ellen speaks in a godly voice.
"Y/k, You need to fight back. You cannot keep all the backflipping up!"
"Yes," says my lifelong friend albert "I can see it, he will win the mime poclips if you do not put him in his place."
"But ellen, I'm so weak and frail and I don't even know what Im fighting for"
Ellen shakes her blonde head. "y/n, you are fighting for not just your future but the future of radiator springs and humanity as we know it. Bein a god has helped me understand the fragile beauty of human existence and we cannot see it be wiped out by one evil Tv show host. Believe in your heart and stay true to yourself."
Light surrounds me and I feel stronger than ever, my bones snap back into place and I smile, knowing that far above my head I have connections in the universe that run deeper than the tallest trees on earth.
"And remember. . . Dance like Noby Is watching!" his voice echos as he and the others fade back into heaven, time unpausing. Jimmy is shocked and he has no idea what just happened!
I stand up shaking the dust from my shoulders and letting my ears grow out of my head and my tail flow from my back.
"This is it jimmy. Youve left me no choice"
I lunge at him and he cowers under my strength, every hit I place on him smears blood across the studio floor and my fists. We fight for a bit, and just as I'm about to finish him off, i can see death close in his eyes and he can see it in mine, so he brings out his special guest and also brother Jimmy Kimmel to kill me.
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I gather up the power of ellen, and annihilate Jimmy Kimmel with my lazer blast
"Noo!! Jimmy nooo!!" says Jimmy fallon looking at the burnt spot of carpet where Jimmy Kimmel once stood.
In his rage he grabs one of the tiny gold building statues from behind the couch and tries to stab me with it. He stomps his foot in anger like a beaver tail . . Wait! Is Jimmy Fallon HALF BEAVER?? Not that i really care because i'm half wolf, which is kinda cooler.
I continue to beat the shit out of jimmy fallon, and I know that whatever happens, whoever dies, it will be in the noble pursuit of curing all mimes so radiator springs and the rest of the world can go back to normal.
"heh, i guess this is it. Good luck with those elf ears"
How did he know I was insecure about my pointed ears?! I'm so deeply upset by this that I grab the little golden building and hold it up, ready to slam it through his chest- but then I remember the angelic words of Ringo Star. . .
"PEACE AND LOVE!!!!! " Said ringo star."
And I drop the tower and tell him to leave. I cannot take a human life, even if he is half beaver. I choose peace, I choose love.
Jimmy looks afraid and shocked but then realises that I am truly letting him live, he scampers off out of the studio and into the fog outside and I walk to the window to watch him run away, but just as he gets outside of the building lighting strikes nearby and a giant log falls perfectly on top of him and squishes him like a fly under a spatula.
All mimes are cured now.
Everyone from radiator springs high bursts through the doors and lifts me up cheering my name. Bo burnham and his cult come through the door and are no longer a cult, just regular radiator springs high school students.
And in the corner of the room i see bojack and micheal. Everyone wants to talk to me but I slip out of the crowd and go up to them.
"Hey guys" I say flirtily "You guys want to come back to my government granted orphan house with me after this? we could watch twilight?"
"Uhm no . . " says bojack, "We kinda have plans . . . together"
"How about like, tomorrow or like this weekend?"
"Uhm .. Uhmm" Micheal is kinda freaking out
"No. Enough. y/n we need to talk" Says bojack
KEEP READING TO FIND OUT WHAT BOJACK SAYS! BELIEVE IN YOUR HEART! AND ALWAYS LOVE YOURSELF!
