💫 🧡🩷 • Child y/n + Caine • 🩷🧡 🎀

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Hello! I am back! THANK YOU FOR 6K!!!!!!! 

I had these one shot ideas randomly, so it will probably be very short, might not write for a bit after this so be warned

Sadly I do start swim again on the 9th of April, also I have a test coming up in history and also around 2 coming up in math- 

this will probably be unhinged it's 10 at night and I'm binge watching bluey again. . 

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Caine had unofficially adopted y/n. With that, it means he has taught them some "valuable" life lessons. 

Caine- Now, y/n, NEVER and I mean NEVER use.. profanities 

Y/n- But why dad?

Caine- DON'T QUESTION IT MY CHILD!!!! 

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*a while later, y/n had seen Jax swearing, and they were MMAD*

Caine- Jax no such profanities will- 

Y/n- HOW DARE YOu!!! YOU HhHjJjjGBB BONNIE FROM TEMU!!,111!!! YOU WALMART WILLIAM AFTON WITH RABBIT EARS!!!111!,,,!!!! yoU JOLLY RANCHER GRAPE FLAVOR BUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

*Zooble was absolutely DYING at this*

Caine- Now Y/n, you shouldn't be so rude, but I am proud.

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*it was April fools, don't mind I'm late, and y/n was gonna pull a prank on Jax. They broke into his room, and took his centipede collection. There was a note they left* 

"Your centipedes have been confiscated.

Best regards, 

Management."

*when jax found out, he was ANGY, Ragatha, not so much* 

Jax- wHO THE [comical noise] TOOK MY CENTIPEDES ??? 

Ragatha- finally!! The realm is FREEEE!!!

*Y/n was watching from the corner, very proud of themself. They aRose from the shadows* 

Y/n- it was.. MEEE 

Jax- wait what-

*they started playing that one weird Jax X Pomni song (look it up on yt) at full volume to make him suffer* 

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Alright I'm gonna end it here cuz I'm tired- see ya later pookies 

Word count: 290

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