Y/n: Alright since I am now The Vice President of the Cooking club and since Hitomi is president...
Hitomi: Yep!
Y/n: It is our job to judge your cooking skills!
Ranka: Right, I am the leader of the Pack! I can do this!
Y/n: Then Make some delicious Food!
Ranka: Yes, Ch-
???: YES, CHEF!
You, Hitomi, and Ranka then all noticed A Green Haired girl standing in the room and you all backed up in surprise!
Y/n: Woah! Who are you!?
Yukari: My Name is Yukari Komori, I'm A Koala, and I wish to learn how to cook!
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Y/n: Wait, don't Koala Only eat Eucalyptus Leaves? Like only one Kind ever when there is like 100 Kinds out there?
Yukari: I Know, but I Hate it! My Mom always says it's for our survival.
Flashback...
Yukari's Mom: Remember, Yukari, This is for Our Survival!
Flashback End...
Yukari: But I Hate it! I don't wanna survive, I wanna Live!
Y/n: Yeah, koalas don't even survive very well.
Hitomi: Really?
Y/n: They eat One Kind of eucalyptus leaves ever and they won't even eat if unless no one has ever touched it.
Hitomi: Oh.
Y/n: Okay Yukari You can Join but you Must Make A Dish!
Yukari: Right, Chef! I can do this!
She then began to try and use the stove but she kept herself at arm's length at all times scared of the flames.
Y/n: Oh Right, koalas are scared of Fire.
Ranka: You can do this Yukari!
Yukari: R-Right...
She then made A Dish with Eucalyptus leaves.
Y/n: Uh... This isn't food. This is Tree materials.
Yukari: Aw, Damnit... I don't know what I like... I tried something before but... I can't remember it...
Y/n: What is it?
Yukari: It's something my mom fed me when I was A Baby, I loved it so much, but I don't know what it is.
Y/n: (Pales) Y-Your mom fed it to you?
Yukari: Yeah.
Hitomi: Something wrong Y/n?
Ranka: Yeah, something wrong?
Y/n: Uh, Yukari do you ever think it could be? Gut Bacteria?
Yukari: Huh?
Y/n: It comes from the Stomach. You Know after eating.
Yukari: Wait... I REMEMBER NOW!
She then went back to the Kitchen and made another dish!
Yukari: I remember what My Mom made me! It's This!
She then revealed A Plate of Shit... Like Literal Shit.
Hitomi/Ranka: HUH!?!?
Y/n: Mother koalas feed their Babies their own shit so they can develop the gut Bacteria to digest leaves.
Yukari: It's so Delicious it's Like heaven when I was A Baby and now I can eat as Much as I want~!
She was Imagining the scene of her as An Aphrodite-like Angel carrying A Fork near her mouth of clearly censored Food.
Yukari: Here everyone try some!
Y/n: ...
Ranka: I KNEW YOU WERE GOING TO DO THAT!
And Now the Cooking Club and the Pack have A 4th member in Yukari the Koala.
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