The lesbian hairball
-Has extremely small eyes, which is the main reason she uses her glasses
-Sometimes people punch her in the face to make her shut the fuck up about her theories, it can be really annoying sometimes
-Considered an schizophrenic
-Wouldn't really hurt if she punched you
-Considered a black person since she's made out of black hair, so she could say the nigga word and face no consequences
-You could dismember any of her limbs easily with a pair of garden scissors
-The type of person that would believe that vaccines have microchips or those things braindead people say
-Believes that Osama Bin Laden is still alive
-Almost everything she has is stolen, including her suit and other utilities
-Comically flammable
11 black niggers outside my house
I don't feel safe anymore
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