🎉PartyNoob🎉

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I really hate it when he enters the elevator

-F.A.G.G.O.T

-Self preservation? Wats dat?

-If he wasn't protected by the spirit that controls MR he most likely would die in less than an hour, either by fucking around and finding out or by someone else

-If he wasn't protected by the spirit that controls MR he most likely would die in less than an hour, either by fucking around and finding out or by someone else

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-Smokes crack recreationally

-Has a crack pipe hidden somewhere on his house

-Doesn't remember the "funny" thing Pest did to him

In other words he doesn't remember getting his ass penetrated by Pest

Or he just left that sink in because of how regularly things like those happen to him every day because of "parties" they are orgies, but his brain is so damaged that he thinks they are parties.

Or he just left that sink in because of how regularly things like those happen to him every day because of "parties" they are orgies, but his brain is so damaged that he thinks they are parties

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Tomaro

-Has more than 30 party horns inside of a drawer

-More drugs than blood on his body

-Even if the aforementioned wasn't the case and he was sober, he would still talk and act the same, just with a bit more of common sense

-Probably has stockholm syndrome, because still tries to be gentle with Pest even after, you know.

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