This guy's virus is surely a variant of AIDS
-Smokes crack recreationally
-Has a bong hidden somewhere on his house
-He smells like cannabis
-Always has a sore throat(and it hurts as fuck!)
-His virus is also an S.T.D
-Treats Jermbo like he was his pet, he makes him remember Poptart
-Cracked at guitar hero
-Still thinks Poptart is missing, does he know?
-Sometimes invites Party Noob to his apartment to smoke crack and engage tomfoolery
-Doesn't know Umpleasant has a name, who would like to know that thing has a name
The worms are eating my brain
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Disgusting Headcanons About Regretevator
HumorCheck "🍋Lemon Flavored Oneshots About Regretevator🍋" l'm currently working on it more instead of this Bad headcanons Minor spellinh gistakes Unfunny humour Complete mischaracterizations """""Satire""""" Repulsive shit This and more things can be...
