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TTS ep7: The Triple strippers

I do not own Warhammer 40k nor do I own star wars

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Everyone could not help but feel a very bad feeling about this next viewing

Apollo however was excited making some people thinking it as a bad sign

As the holovid began to play

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Emperor: I MEAN, EVER SINCE I GOT THIS TEXT TO SPEECH DEVICE, I'VE NOT SEEN ANYONE OTHER THAN MY CENTURION, SOME TECHPRIESTS, THAT AWFUL FUCKING DREADKNIGHT THING, AND YOU. WHERE ARE THE REST OF THE CUSTODES? DID THEY ALL DIE OFF OR SOMETHING? ARE YOU THE ONLY ONE LEFT?

Kitten: After we witnessed you at the brink of death, your body being sat upon the golden throne, all the custodes went into a collective depression. We all decided to stop fighting outside the planet's borders. We've never left the planet since, always guarding your sacred vessel.

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+- Dooku's office -+

"So they are always at terra..." Dooku said interested

"Yes! Well only for a few exceptions." Apollo said then began to explain "there is a group known as the Aquilan shield a company that protects individuals that would help the imperium... Whether they are high lords, soldiers, simple citizens or even space marines"

Grevious nods almost amazed... Also a weakness for them "...and how many custodians protect one person?"

"It Depends..." Answered apollo

Dooku nods he then thought of how are they Essential to the Imperium's success? and how do they know that they were essential?

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+- Tarkin -+

"Well that's useful to know..." Tarkin said... A simple barrage of cannon fire from orbit can end them... even the elites can be killed by... Unnecessary means

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Emperor: WHAT A BUNCH OF PUSSIES YOU ARE. I CAN MANAGE MYSELF, YOU KNOW. I'M NOT A REGULAR ASS FUCKING CORPSE.

Kitten: No, of course not my lord! eh he he he . . .

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+- Jedi Council -+

Shaak ti, Mace Windu and Kit fisto raised their brows from kitten's response

"Why is so... Scared?" Mace Windu asked

"No idea... Maybe they have gone 'silent' and he is the only one still Active..." Kit fisto suggested

"Wouldn't make sense... There should a handful of Custodians still active..." Saesee tiin said seeing the worse case scenario of the palace being breached

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Emperor: ALSO, THAT STILL DOESN'T ANSWER MY QUESTION. WHERE ARE THE REST OF THE CUSTODES?

Kitten: The rest are currently guarding the palace.

Emperor: WELL. IN THAT CASE, TELL THEM TO GO OUT AND BE USEFUL INSTEAD. I DIDN'T GIVE THEM THE BEST WARGEAR IN THE IMPERIUM FOR NOTHING.

Kitten: Yeahahaheah, about that my lord. Most of us custodes have not only sworn an oath to never leave Terra and your presence after the Horus Heresy, but have also redefined the use of our wargear and armor as to show that we are mourning your loss. It's quite hard to explain but emmm . . .