It's a spoof. My eyes hurt//
Pepper stared across the room, seeing Candle. She was so pretty in purple! Her favorite color was purple!
"Hey Baba Gril' she said to Candle " You look like a crayon"
" What the actual fuck does that mean. " Candle said, being the only sensible person here.
" Wanna make out or... "
" Yeah sure whatever
And so they KISSED
the end
