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Admin: Okay, we're trying to fit as many dares and questions as we can today, so let's get started! Let's start with our first and only question.
Admin: From ILoveLapisLazuli for Dipper: Does Dipper have a crush on Pacifica?
Dipper: Psh, Pacifica? We're just friends... *blushes* She's really pretty and nice, though...
Admin: Okay, that's enough from Dipper. Now for the DARES!
Admin: From @waffler21 : Malachite unfuse FOREVER.
Admin: RISE MALACHITE MY DEMON
Malachite: We get to unfuse? Good, I was getting sick of all the Japis feels. Gross. *unfuses*
Lapis: Oof
Jasper: Ugh
Admin: Next dare is from @captainkay20 : Okay I dare Dipper to kiss Connie
Admin: Pucker up Connie
Dipper: Who the heck comes up with these dares
Admin: OH CONNIE YOU'RE WANTED AGAIN
Connie: Hey guys what's up-
Dipper: *kisses Connie* Done.
Connie: Why does this always happen to me??
Admin: Next dare is from @captainkay20 also: I dare Dipper to hug- no, kiss Lapis
Dipper: Who the hell is Lapis
Admin: The girl who was in Malachite
Dipper:
Dipper: That's not weird at all
Admin: Anyway just kiss her already Dipper I'm on a busy schedule
Lapis: *laying on beach, face down*
Dipper: *rolls eyes* *flips Lapis over* *gives her short kiss*
Admin: Next dare is from @marcymackenzie, saying: Dipper and Steven switch clothes
Steven: Okay! *starts to take off clothes*
Admin: OH MY LORD STEVEN NO JUST NO YOU CAN SWITCH OFF CAMERA
<Later>
Steven: *in Dipper's clothes* Hey, this isn't a bad look for me!
Dipper: *in Steven's clothes* This doesn't really qualify with my clothing standards.
Admin: Okie last one for now. This one is from @LapisLover : All three of you, contest to drive Stan and Pearl insane!
Mabel: Which Stan?
Admin: Urm I'm guessing Grunkle Stan idk
Dipper: And who is Pearl like seriously what's up with all of the gemstone references
Steven: Let's do this, guys.
Admin: GRUNKLE STAN PEARL YOU ARE NEEDED
Grunkle Stan and Pearl: You called
Admin: Okay go
Mabel: HI GRUNKLE STAN DID YOU KNOW THAT I AM SIXTEEN TIMES WADDLES' WEIGHT HUH HUH HUH HUH
Dipper and Steven: LALALALALALALLALALALALAL
Pearl: Please shut up
Grunkle Stan: My ears can't take much more of this
Dipper: ARE YOU GONNA FREAK OUT PEARL HUH ARE YOU FREAKING OUT
Pearl: I AM NOT FREAKING OUT
*camera cuts*
Bye now. If I didn't get to your dare, I will eventually! Be patient!

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