Billie's Diaper Punishment (Billie Eilish Age Regression)

Anything But That

8:00AM:

Maggie wakes Billie up and changes her diaper and gets her dressed.

After that Billie walks to her high chair. She knows the drill.

25 Minutes Later:

Maggie feeds Billie waffles. Billie is used to it now.

"Guess what baby?! I got a super surprise destination for us today!" Maggie says excitedly.

"Really?!" Billie says excitedly.

"Yes baby. It's gonna be so fun!" Maggie says.

Maggie feeds Billie her last bite of waffles and they head out to the car.

Maggie gives Billie a juice box to drink for the car ride.

Billie drinks her juice box and looks out the car window.

35 Minutes Later:

They arrive at a daycare center.

"This is it? Why are we at a daycare?" Billie asks.

"This is the surprise! We're gonna hang out here today as mommy and baby and have so much fun!" Maggie says.

"WHAT THE FUCK! Are you out of your damn mind! I'm not being a baby here! Please I'll do anything than that anything!" Billie flips out.

"Billie stop! We can do this the easy way or the hard way." Maggie says sternly.

"I'm not fucking going!" Billie yells.

Billie opts for the hard way.

"Ok we're doing this the hard way then." Maggie says while grabbing Billie and putting her in an adult stroller.

Billie physically fights Maggie and tries to get out of the stroller.

"Keep it up and I'll restrain you!" Maggie shouts.

Billie gives up and cries in the stroller.

Maggie pushes the stroller and they go inside the daycare.

"Good morning everyone!" Maggie says.

The kids stare at Billie confused.

"Why is she in a stroller? She's not a baby." One of the kids says.

"Billie isn't acting her age. This is what happens when you don't act your age." Maggie lectures.

Billie feels mortified.

"Aww she's so cute! Can we play with Billie?!" Some of the girls ask.

Billie shakes her head no at Maggie and gives her a pleading look.

"Of course! Billie would love that!" Maggie says.

Billie sighs.

"Yay!" They cheer.

Billie gets stuck playing house, tea party and dress up.

This sucks.

Billie sighs while drinking pretend tea in a cowboy costume.

40 Minutes Later:

It's time for recces.

"Mommy can I please not go to recess." Billie begs.

"Ok you don't have to go." Maggie says.

Billie sighs in relief. Maggie decides to give Billie a break.

Billie gets out of her costume and sits at the table and does nothing while Maggie uses her laptop.

10 Minutes Later:

Billie is extremely bored. Time to manipulate.

"Mommy I'm bored." Billie whines.

"You could go outside." Maggie says.

"Can I pleeeease play my gameboy? I've been a good baby." Billie says in a baby voice trying to manipulate Maggie.

"Are you sure?" Maggie laughs.

"I'm sorry for earlier mommy. It won't happen again." Billie says.

Billie can't believe how desperate she is.

"Ok you can play for an hour." Maggie says while handing Billie her gameboy.

Billie smiles and plays her gameboy.

1 Hour Later:

It's lunch time.

"Ok baby. Let's take a break from the game and have some food." Maggie says.

Billie shuts off the gameboy and hands it to Maggie.

"Good girl now get in the high chair." Maggie says.

It's not really a high chair it's a tall chair and a tray that Maggie put together to look like a high chair.

Billie is hesitant but doesn't fight.

Maggie spoon feeds Billie her lunch.

Everyone gives Billie weird looks.

Billie has no pride or dignity anymore.

20 Minutes Later:

It's nap time.

Billie gets crammed in a crib and given her pacifier.

Billie sighs. This sucks.

Billie is exhausted though and falls asleep sitting up.

20 Minutes Later:

Billie gets up earlier than everyone else. It's not easy sleeping like that.

"How was your nap?" Maggie asks.

Billie tiredly shrugs.

"Follow mommy." Maggie says while putting the crib bars down.

Billie follows Maggie to the rocking chair.

Maggie pats her lap and Billie sits in it.

Maggie holds up a bottle to Billie's mouth and Billie drinks.

One of the kids gives Billie a weird look and points at her.

10 Minutes Later:

Everyone wakes up.

Maggie gets a tight grab on Billie and checks her diaper.

"Aww my baby needs a diaper change." Maggie coos.

"She's not potty trained?!" One of the kids yells confused.

"I'm afraid not." Maggie says.

Billie feels very embarrassed.

Maggie changes Billie's diaper in private.

"Thanks mommy." Billie says.

Maggie smiles.

"Ready to go home." Maggie says.

"Yes!" Billie says quickly.

Maggie grabs Billie's hand and they walk out and say goodbye to everyone and get into the car.

Billie figures if she plays along it's a little better than when she fights.

35 Minutes Later:

They arrive home.

"Mommy can I pleeeease have a snack and play my gameboy. Please please please." Billie says in a baby voice.

"Of course honey." Maggie says and kisses Billie.

Time to manipulate.