shrek

Chapter 10

Sheka slides down the hill before landing on her feet before Fiona falls suit as she drops on her feet with a smile as she walks forward "you did it! You recused me!"she says with happiness as she twirled as she rambles on about how Shrek saved her.

"Uh I was there to"sheka says with a deadpanned expression but was ignored as she sighs before seeing donkey tumble down before flipping onto his stomach as Shrek slides down with a bang crashing into donkey.

"Nice landing you two"sheka says with smirk crossing her arms as Shrek gives her a look before he gets up as donkey stumbled to his feet shaking his head as princess Fina walks forward.

"The battle is won,thy deed is great and thy heart is pure i am internally in your dept "she says before donkey coughs making her turn to donkey and sheka.

"And were would thy knight be with our his noble steed and sidekick"princess Fiona says with a smile as donkey turns bashful while sheka glares as Shrek holds in a laugh before princess Fina turns back to Shrek with a smile.

"The battle is won you may remove your helmet"she says with a smile.

Shrek shakes his head backing up" uh no"he says.

"Why not"she asked.

"I uh I have helmet hair"Shrek comes up with as sheka slaps her forehead as princess Fiona steps forward with a smile "please I want to look upan the face of my recused"she says as Shrek continues to shake his head.

"But how would you kiss me"princess Fiona says making Shrek back into a rock with a clank as shekas and donkey's mouths drop.

"What that wasn't in the job description"Shrek says looking at sheka and donkey who shrug.

"Maybe it's a perk"donkey guessed.

Princess Fina shakes her head "no it's destiny you must know how it goes a princess locked in a tower beset by a dragon is rescued by a brave knight and then they share true loves first kiss"she explained with a smile.

"Oh honey your in for a rude awakening "sheka chuckles as Shrek shoves her to the side.

"Wait wait you think Shrek is your true love"donkey asked as princess Fiona nods her head with a smile as donkey, sheka and Shrek share looks before busting out laughing.

"And what is so funny"princess Fiona says with a glare her hands on her hips.

"Let's just say I'm not your type"Shrek says before the two go back and forth until princess Fiona had enough "take it off now!"she order as it echos.

"Okay easy as you wish your highness "Shrek says before slowly taking off his helmet showing his true self as the princess was in shock.

"Your uh an oger"she says.

"Oh so you were expecting prince charming"Shrek guessed as sheka crossed her arms leaning against the rock wall as the princess paced about how this was all wrong.

"Look lady we didn't have to travel a long way to recuse your ungrateful butt we were sent here on a quest by lord Farquad"sheka says with a glare done with the princesses whining attitude. 

"Yeah he's the one who wants the marry you"Shrek says.

"Well then why didn't he come rescue me"princess Fiona asked.

"Good question you can ask him when we get there"Shrek says with a smile as he, donkey and sheka stat walking off as the princess stays by a dying tree.

"But I have to be recused by my true love not by some oger with his sidekick and pet"the princess says as sheka groans this was going to be a long journey back home with her whining.

Shrek turns around "look princess your not making out job any easier"he says starting to walk over to her.

Princess Fiona crossed her arms"well I'm sorry y'all's job is not my problem you can tell lord Farquad if he wants to rescue me properly I'll be waiting for him right here"she says with a huff sitting down on a rock with her nose up in the air.

Shrek glares stomping towards her"hey I'm nobody's messagner boy okay I'm a delivery boy"he says.

"You wouldn't dare"she says before he picks her up throwing her over his shoulders.

"Finally we can go"sheka says as they start walking off with the princess whining and yelling as they make there way back to lord Farquads castle it was gonna be a long journey.