Sheka then reached back to were they are camping seeing Shrek and donkey asleep as she walks over to a spot as she lays down starring at the night sky before slowly falling asleep.
The next morning she smells smoke making her eyes pop open as she sits up alert before seeing princess Fiona cooking eggs with a fire on hot flat rocks where for eggs were shown cooking as she used a stick to kick with while holding another rock with a large leaf on it before soon dokey and Shrek slowly wake up.
"Morning um how do y'all like your eggs"Fiona asked with a nervous smile.
"Oh good morning princess!" Donkey says with a smile standing to his feet.
"What's all this about"Shrek asked.
"You know we kind of all got off to a bad start yesterday"Fiona says standing up as she placed the four cooked eggs on the rock with a leaf on it as she walks over to them.
"I wanted to make it up to y'all I mean after all y'all did rescue me"she says with a soft smile as she kneels down setting the eggs in from of them.
"It's no problem"sheka says with a raised eyebrow.
Shrek slightly scratches his head "um thanks "he says as donkey sniffs the delicious eggs.
"Well eat up we've got a big day ahead of us"Fiona's says before walking off as the three share looks before donkey pigs out on the eggs.
They were then all shown walking along a path with many trees as Shrek belched.
"Shrek!"donkey scolds.
"What it's a compliment better out then in I always say"Shrek says in his defense while donkey scolds him before the princess belched loudly making sheka raise an eyebrow.
"Thanks"Fiona says then walks ahead as they watch her.
"As you were saying donkey the wise one"sheka says looking down at donkey with the raised eyebrow and smirks.
"Shut up and she's as nasty as you are"donkey says.
"You know you're not exactly what we expected "Shrek says honestly with his hands on his hips.
"Well maybe yall shouldn't judge people before you get to know them"Fiona says before turning around walking forward.
"Uh where was that logic when she first met you what happened last night while I was gone"sheka asked them confused.
Fiona then sings as she dances around slightly before suddenly robbing hood appears singing on a vine sweeping up the princess.
"Princess!"Shrek says as sheka glares looking up at the tree the stranger landed with the princess.
"Wait what what are you doing"Fiona says pushing the man away.
Robin hood laughs letting go of the vine "he still mom Cherie for I am your savior! And I am rescuing from this green beast and Savage!" He says kissing you her arm then smiling big at her as she tanks her arm away in disgust.
"Hey! That's our princess go find your own!" Shrek yells as the three run up to the tree.
"Get find some one else you blockhead!"sheka yells with a glare.
"Please beast and Savage! Can't you see I'm a little busy here!"the man says.
Fiona huffs in anger as she shoves his shoulder the jams a finger hand in her chest "look pal I don't know who you think you are!"she snaps.
"Oh course! How rude please let me introduce myself oh merry man!"the man says with a laugh making sheka groan annoyed realizing who this was
"What wrong"Shrek asked her confused.
"That's Robbin hood he's the most annoying person in this forest along with his merry men"sheka says annoyed crossing her arms before soon Robin hoods merry man appeared out there hiding spots in the area then playing his theme music as Robin hood lands on front and center.
"I steal from the rich and give to the needy"Robin hood sings tossing an apple into donkey's mouth making him not his head to the music with a smile before one of the merry men throws an arm around donkey's neck.
"He takes a wee percentage " the merry man sings kneeled by donkey before Robin hood joins them.
"But I'm not greedy I rescue pretty damsels man I'm good "Robin hood sings flexing his arms before he appears in front of the merry man.
"What a guy monsieur hood"they sing around him.
"Break it down"Robbin hood sings before they all do a little Irish dance together with whistles as Robbin hood drops to his knees holds his hands up while the others gather around him while a few play music.
"I like an honest fight and a saucy little maid "he sings.
"What he's saying is he likes to get...paid"the merry man sings gatherd in a circle arms around each other well Fiona was still standing on me tree branch looking for a Vine before Robinhood appears in the center making them break apart falling back arms and legs out forming a circle around Robin Hood who stands up.
"So when an ogre and Savage in the bush grabs a lady by the rush that's bad"he sings while grabbing his rush as the merry man then pop back up around him.
"That's bad that's bad that's bad"they sings with glares at the orge and Savage.
"When a beauty's with a beast and Savage it makes me awfully mad"Robbin hood sings having his fingers from left to right with his arms as he moves towards them with the merry men.
"He's mad he's really mad really mad"they sing following him snap in their fingers left to right with their arms as they all March forward.
Sheka takes out her sword steeping in front of Shrek and donkey with a glare at Robin hood and his merry man when Robin hood takes out his knife.
"I'll take my blade and ram it through y'all's heart keep your eyes on me boys cause I'm about to start"Robin hood sings loudly before suddenly fiona swings down on a vine with a yell kicking Robin there away making him slam into a rock knocking him out.
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shrek
HumorSheka grew up in the wilderness alone before one day she meets Shrek who lived in the forest. It was a rough friendship at first before eventually they get along with one another. Join the 15 year old as she, Shrek and donkey go on a quest to get hi...
