another day another suicide | skk school au

kunidaddy 😌

dazai's pov

Chibi and I went to the principal's room, oops Mori-san, who would make this man a principal?

When Mori-san saw us, an expression of exhaustion took over his face.
Mori: You guys again?

Neither of us made a sound.

Mori: You come to my room at least 5 times every day. Look, kids, try sitting together, okay, so you can learn to adapt to each other.

Dazai: But chibi is too small to sit with me hahahah

Chu: Don't make fun of my height, you son of a bitch.
Dazai: Oh Chibi, you can't understand me, looking down every time you talk is so tiring, my neck hurts because of you~

Chu: Now you're done, tall fucker.

Mori: Enough. Remember what I said, you can leave.

We both bowed and left the room.

Fukuzawa: I'm really sorry, Mori-san, I'll talk to them.
Mori: Aww Fuku-chann, no problem, my ships are coming true!!
Fukuzawa: oh mori-san.

dazai's pov again
As I was walking with Chu, I noticed that he was holding his arm.

Dazai: Chibi are you okay?

Chu holding his arm:
ehmm ahh my arm scraped against the wall while trying to hit your damn head. I really want to kill you, Dazai.

dazai starts laughing hahahha

Chu: Don't laugh, dumbass.

Dazai: hahahaa ah chu let's go to the infirmary and check out your arm.

I dragged him to the infirmary and I sat him on the bed in the infirmary.
I brought the necessary supplies and held his arm gently. Chu was just watching my movements.

Dazai: Oh Chibi, your arm got scraped badly, it's bleeding.

I poured medicine on his wound and started to clean the blood by blowing.

Chu: Oh, it hurts, stupid, slow down.

I smiled slyly. I tucked him lovely red curls behind his ear and whispered into his ear:

-Oh of course I'll be slow and gentle with my sensitive baby~
I blew my breath onto his smooth neck.

Chuuya gulped and his cheeks turned the same color as his hair.

Dazai lifts his head slightly and they touch nose to nose.

Chu pushes Dazai and says:
mmh pervert idiot go away!!

Dazai smiled and stepped back. He looks at Chibi's red cheeks, which he tries to hide, and smiles.

He wraps a bandage around his arm and holds his hand, intertwining their fingers.

Dazai: ah chuchu now you look like me too~

Chuuya looks at their joined hands. The transition of Dazai's elegant and long fingers towards him, the harmony of their skin...

Chu: Yes I look like you, waste of bandages.

...

After lingering a little longer in the infirmary, I took Chu in my arms and started moving forward.

Chu: What are you doing, idiot?

Dazai: I'm helping you.

Chu: Why?

Dazai: you are injured-

Chu: I can walk, idiot!

dazai throws chu to the ground

dazai: ok then~

Chu: DAZAIII.

At that time class:

Ranpo and Poe were talking about their new crime novel. Poe watched with candy on his lips as Ranpo talked excitedly about the new novel. And at that time, Yosano was trying to impress Kouyou.

Yosano: oh kouyou, your adorable beauty makes me fall in love with you more and more every moment~
Slowly approaching her lips...
Suddenly the school representative Kunikida enters.
Yosano and Kouyou immediately shake hands.
Yosano: Whassup homie?
(The action I did with my friend when the teacher entered the classroom hahjejejxj)

Kunikida: I'll ignore that. I came to class to inform you that a new student will come tomorrow, his name is Fyodor Dostoyevsky. Have a good time with him.

At that moment, Dazai enters the classroom.

dazai: oh kunidaddy is here?~
kunidaddy(😌): I'm trying so hard not to punch you, bastard.

Dazai: Oh man, calm down. hehejej ah so our fyodor is coming.

Niko is sitting at the table:
He's a new guy!!
oh the love of my life!!

Kunikida: Nikolai 1 don't sit in desk 2 don't hitting on every kid you see.

Niko: hahahshjsj

Dazai: Don't worry Niko, it's up to me to make you a great couple, but I don't like that mice at all.
Niko: What! I love mice!
Chu: Didn't like it yesterday?
Niko: YOU UNDERSTAND WRONG, CHUUYA. THE CREATURES I FAVORITE THE MOST IN LIFE ARE MICE.

Chu: at least one person knows my name is Chuuya.

Dazai: chibiiii~

Chu: OH YOU!
..
Poe approaches with a timid attitude:
Ranpo-kun tries to read the novel but because of the voice- mmh
Ranpo looks up from the book
wow poe..

( aww they're so cute🥰
Fyodorrr is comingg:)