SMG5 x SML Series

SMG5 Movie: Brooklyn Guy Gets a New Wife

Story Suggested by pickychut-the-doll

Location: Y/n's House - Uptown Creation City

No POV

It was another day at Y/n's house as we see Brooklyn Guy sitting on the red couch, drinking root beer as he is going through a hard time with his divorce with his wife Karen and after Y/n, Mario and Jeffy got tired of seeing Brooklyn Guy all sad and mopey, they decided to cheer him up to help him forget about the divorce.

Y/n: Hey Brooklyn Guy, what’s with the bored face?

Brooklyn Guy: I’m not bored, I’m sad and happy at the same time, but my face can’t do both at once.

Mario: What’s wrong and why are drinking root beer instead of beer?

Brooklyn Guy: well, my wife Karen left me for my brother!

Y/n: Is it Johnathan? Because I hope not. If it is him, I'm gonna jump off a cliff.

Brooklyn Guy: No, it’s not Johnathan, it’s my brother Comic Relief Guy.

Y/n: Oh, thank God. But since you left your wife, you can start dating again.

Brooklyn Guy: That sounds like a good idea, but I don't think there's anyone in the entire world that wanna date me.

Mario: Oh come on. You're Brooklyn T. Guy! You're as super hot and bangable as Pooby.

Pooby: It's true.

Jeffy: Jeezus.

Y/n: Well, did you date anyone before you met Karen?

Brooklyn Guy: Oh, believe me. I dated 42 girles and one of them is named GF from a game called Friday Night Funkin until she had a Boyfriend named BF and honestly, I'm glad I didn't her since her father is Daddy Dearest and I don't want to get on his bad side.

Mario: Good point.

Brooklyn Guy: Then BF suggested that I should date Pico, but he's a guy and I'm not gay. Then I also dated a bear named Flippy and he can go insane due to some Vietnam related PTSD, and he once killed a girl named Giggles with a rose and it was insane. Not to mention that I dated this female bear Malino and she is a complete psycho.

Y/n: Good lord!

Mario: Dear God.

Jeffy: Period poo.

Brooklyn Guy: Yeah, and she also tried to kill Simmons as well. But it's best not to remind about it.

Y/n: Good point.

Jeffy: While we're talking about girls. I won us some tickets to the strip club!

Y/n: Ooh. Maybe we should get to the strip club. That could help you forget about that your wife.

Brooklyn Guy: Eh, sure whatever. I don't give a f***.

Mario: Then let's-a-go!

So then, the gang head their way to the strip club, not realizing that Brooklyn Guy forgot his wallet on the couch.

Location: The Strip Club - Downtown Creation City

Y/n: Wow. This place looks expensive.

Mario: This place is so cool.

Jeffy: (To Peter Griffin and Homer Simpson) You guys come over here too?

Peter Griffin: Oh yeah, we come over here all the time. (Laughs)

Brooklyn guy: (Realizing he forgot his wallet) Oh shit!

Y/n: Brooklyn Guy, what’s wrong?

Brooklyn Guy: I left my wallet at home!