His Girl Hawk

Chapter 30 December 19

Then I was looking at some photos from Christmas with mom

I saw my first Christmas

It was of me, mom and dad

We were in New York for Christmas and we were by a huge Christmas tree

Mom and dad kissed and they held me

Is that you? Chris asked

Yep about 2 months I said

Then one of Kenny first Christmas

I was holding him and we were on a sled

I smiled

Then on Abby first Christmas dad, me, Abby and Kenny were at a Christmas party Abby was in a Christmas bow which was so cute

Then one of Bella first Christmas she was in a little onesie

Chris was smiling at them

You guys were cute he said

I can't say this plainer

Eagle fang and Miyagi do have to work together

And Danny get back into karate please Sam said

Even if we wanted to team up, it'd never work

I was in Cobra Kai, this style mixes with ours like

Oil and vinegar?

No, not salad dressing

I would say like the British bulldogs and the Hart foundation

They were friends, dipshit

Don't call my boyfriend that, you ugly ass bitch I said

Not at WrestleMania 3, penis breath

Ok, you can't call me penis breath, only they can call me penis breath and you hot stuff

I'm going to kill you I said

Why are you ok with anyone calling you penis breath?

You know what? Screw this, come on, let's go

Hey, pussies

This is exactly what those assholes at Cobra Kai want

Since you were one of 'em, you're an asshole too, so are you

I ain't no asshole

And so Elle

Jerk I said

So was I

Well, at least I wanted to be one

But now cobra kai is the worst collection of assholes in the valley, run by the king of all assholes

So if by merging with eagle fang, weird name, by the way

Can keep us all from getting shit on anymore, then we'd all be assholes not to do it

I'm sorry for all the assholes

I usually take pride in my grandiloquence, but

It's an emotional time

Then they sat back down

Thanks bert I said and fist bump him

Now, where do we start?

We're all in agreement that our new combined dojo should train in miyagi do

But deadlocked on a new name, gi design, post training snacks, and sensei dispute resolution protocol