Thranduil: *flustered* ugh! Galion! What on Arda am i supposed to wear to this accursed stable party!? *chucks robe across room*
Galion: well perhaps you should go for something modest? After all, you don't want to look better than Tauriel on her engagement night.
Thranduil: Oh Galion, if only i couldn't. I don't think thats a factor we should even consider. I'm always going to look better than that ginger stalker.
Galion: but Of course, your majesty. *digs around in wardrobe* what about this? *holds up lilac robe* very classy.
Thranduil: *eyes robe* errrm.. it depends on when I wore it last, what do the files say.
Galion: *goes to get 'dress files'...returns with ring binder named 'lilac'* *flicks through binder* erm.. aha! Fitted lilac, loose sleve, Lindon silk... was last worn.. *scans page* 5th of july 1045 third age.
Thranduil: Ok, then. Thats fine I suppose. All mortals who've seen me in that should be dead now *steps into robe*
Galion: How do you want your hair? Big braid?
Thranduil:...
Galion: big braid it is! *begins braiding*
Thranduil: small braid.
Galion: *undoes hair and starts re braiding*
Thranduil: no, actually. Lace braid.
Galion: *re braids again*
Thranduil: I mean ladder! Ladder braid.
Galion: Are you sure?
Thranduil: yes, but you'll need to come along just incase someone else has one.
Galion: *calm as ever* Of course.
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Awhile later
Thranduil: Hurry up! We depart for the stables in 5 minutes. *bangs on doors*
Saeros: What!?
Thranduil: WE LEAVE IN 5 MINUTES! *produces gong and goes to strike*
Adrahil: Oh no you don't! *lungs for the gong* let's not have a repeat of the morning before the yomp!
Saeros: 5 minutes?!
Thranduil: yes, you heard correctly!
Saeros: seriously!? I'm still in the bath!
Thranduil: asdfghjk! Get a bloody move on!
Saeros: yep! *exits bathroom and skids down corridor completely naked.*
Adrahil, Daeren, Legolas, Tathar: *whoop and cheer*
Thranduil: *rolls eyes*
Alqua: My Eru, you lot are so immature!
Thranduil: HURRY UP!
Saeros: *comes out of room trying to do hair*
Thranduil: Do your hair on the way there, we have to go!
Adrahil: you do realise we're already an hour late anyway, so does it really matter?
Thranduil: *flapping* Yes! I told her I'd be there at nine!
Adrahil: but the party starts at eight.
Thranduil: Oh, shut up! Now come on!
*all run towards gates*
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Documents Of The Greenleaf Household. (LOTR)
FanfictionA collection of events depicting and presenting the life of Thranduil and the Greenleaf family as they experience the joys of family! Be ready for glitz, glam, craziness and ALL THE SHADE! What happened after the ring was destroyed? This did. So wha...
