3:16pm
Caterer: *approaches Thranduil* Your majesty, we have an unseated guest. Miss Melîna?
Thranduil: *furrows brow* Oh, I don't seem to recall her on the guest list, I suppose we'll have to put her over there, *points* it's the only free seat after all-
Caterer: *raises brow* -Really?
Thranduil: Well what else are we supposed to do? Now go and write her name on a card and put it over there!
Caterer: *rather reluctantly* Yes, your majesty.
Thranduil: *turns back around suddenly* -And get the overhead fans on in here, it's boiling! *wafts face*
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Elrond: *sits down between Elladan and Elrohir* This is a nice spot, we're right near the front.
Elrohir: And we all know who's at the front *winks*
Elrond: *smacks him* Oh, will you shut up. I am never forgiving either of you for this..Ever!
Glorfindel: *leaning over to join conversation* Huh, what did I miss?
Elrond: -Don't!
Elrohir: *whispers to Glorfindel* I'll tell you later, it's brilliant.
Glorfindel: *grins*
Elladan: Where's Melîna?
Elrond: *looks around*
Elrohir: There! *spots her sitting in the only spare seat on a table occupied by mannequins* HA!
Elrond: -What on ARDA! *laughs*
Elladan: AhaHA! Why is there a table of Mannequins!?
Glorfindel: *grinning broadly* I expect some people cancelled and they had to fill the spaces somehow, seems like something they would do here!
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4:25pm
Gimli: *chinks glass* I wish to make a speech!
Oropher: Oh, here we go..
Gimli: *stands up* Legolas, from the day I first met you I thought: 'Hot damn!' *audience laughs* But, yes, my pride at the time pushed that thought away. Over time I realised that sometimes you have to push your pride away in order to achieve what you really want.
Oropher: *leans into Thranduil* This is awfully poetic for a dwarf. Do you think he paid to have this written?
Thranduil: Shh, Ada.
Oropher: *blinks indignantly* Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realised the dwarf now holds priority over me!
Thranduil: *rolls eyes and turns attention back to Gimli*
Gimli: -You're my sun, my moon and my stars. If I'm ever down, I know I can count on you to make me happy again. To me, you are greater than all the riches in Erebor-
Thranduil: *mutters to Oropher* -Yes, he definitely had this written.
Gimli: -I love you with everything I am, Legolas. And I will not leave you 'till the day I die.
Oropher: *whispers* Thran, look, there's a piece of bacon in his beard..
Thranduil: *looks up and let's out a muffled snort*
Oropher: *starts giggling uncontrollably*
Thranduil: *holds hands over mouth desperatly trying to suppress laughter*
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Documents Of The Greenleaf Household. (LOTR)
FanfictionA collection of events depicting and presenting the life of Thranduil and the Greenleaf family as they experience the joys of family! Be ready for glitz, glam, craziness and ALL THE SHADE! What happened after the ring was destroyed? This did. So wha...
