wlw oneshots 💕

"dont go."

"baby i don't want you to go. i miss you already!" karissa leans on the countertop, watching you make a smoothie.

"kay, we've been through this. it's just a twelve hour shift. you'll be sleeping by the time i get back."

"no."

you sigh, "yes honey, you will be. i have to go to work."

"oh nooo, i think i'm sick. you need to stay home and take care of me."

"really? you're sick?" you raise an eyebrow at your wife.

karissa coughs. "yes. my stomach is making funny noises and it hurts."

"well mrs. uh- bardsley, what have you eaten today?"

karissa looks at you, blankly. "my wife."

"oh!" you look at karissa with wide eyes. "so-y-you've had no food for about 12 hours?"

"mm-well my wife's-"

"no, karissa. don't even say it. it doesn't count."

"dang it."

"well, i prescribe you, for your very severe abdominal pain, 2 protein pancakes and a cup of coffee."

"so no like-drugs or nothin?"

"nope. just food."

"i'm giving you a bad review on yelp for that one. doctor my ass. i wanted drugs."

karissa laughs, as you give her the side eye. "that's not funny. you're not funny." you sip your smoothie, "literally so good, my god."

"do you actually have to go?" karissa says, with puppy dog eyes.

"i do, fortunately have to leave."

"oh! so we're thankful for leaving?"

"yeah. i don't wanna stay bored in the house alllll day like you."

"but it's too hot out. y-you can't go to work because of the heat."

"it's 65 degrees out, fuck you on about? it's not hot out."

"i know but later. later it's gonna be like heat stroke weather."

"so? i'll be in an air conditioned hospital all day."

karissa sighs, "i guess you have to go."

"i guess i do too. 12 hours karissa, that's it. it's uh-7 now, my shift starts at 9, so i'll be home before 10pm, okay?"

"i guess so."

"don't stay up, if you're tired i want you to go to bed, okay? doctors orders." you turn around and pack your lunch, zipping the bag. "and i'll call you when i can."

"it's literally not fair. these random people from the street get more attention from you than me."

"oh baby, that's not true."

"mm, yeah it is. gonna become a patient just to see you."

"don't do anything stupid, i'm begging."

"fine, fine, i'll just stay here all day in this boring house on this boring day with my boring self."

"how many times you gonna say boring in one sentence?"

"three."

"okay, okay stop distracting me. i have to get going." you clip on your i.d tag, with your name and face on the front.

"aww look at you. you look so good today in your scrubs."

you smile, "thank you, love. you look uh-" you look karissa up and down, "cute in your pjs too.."