Toast and horror movies

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Vincent: IM MAKING TOAST FOR THE MOVIE!!!!
Me: OK!!! *puts on Annabel*
*through some of the movie*
*watches some freaky shit* meh....
Vincent: AHHHHH!!!*hides face*
Me: is the grape scared? *toast pops* AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *clings on to Vincent*
Vince: l-look who's scared now *smirks*
Me: SHADDUP GRAPE!!!!
/ban my toaster SHADDUP!
Vince: you're a scardy cat
Me: says the grape that got scared by a doll...
(I am fucking PETRIFIED of porcelain dolls)

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