Side note: Just to let you know, I try to be funny when I write things like this. Most of them can be relate-able and some are just downright funny. Sometimes I try very hard to be funny yet nothing and other times I don't try and people find it funny.
Either way, on with the chapter!
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Mangle Broken Fox Help guys! My left hand went missing! What do I do?
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Freddy Fazbear Did a fat kid steal your hand?
Mangle Broken Fox I don't know! I was asleep and next thing I know, my hand went missing!
Toy Chica Chicken I think I found your hand!
Mangle Broken Fox Where did you find it?
Toy Chica Chicken Some fat kid had it, so I scared the soul out of him to get it back.
Mangle Broken Fox I swear fat kids are mean to me. -_-
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Toy Freddy Fazbear So apparently some fat kid bullied me. Any advice?
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Freddy Fazbear Stuff him in a suit!
Bonnie Bunny Scare him. After all, we are in Fazbear's Fright.
Toy Bonnie Bunny Tell him bullying is not right.
Foxy Pirate Fox Scare the crap out of him by taking his booty!
Bonnie Bunny Foxy You did not!
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Toy Chica Chicken So a random fat dude slapped my butt. --Feeling pissed with Mangle Broken Fox
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Mangle Broken Fox Why did you tag me?
Toy Chica Chicken When you were asleep, the guy was removing your foot.
Mangle Broken Fox So what did you do?
Foxy Pirate Fox Went after his booty.
Bonnie Bunny YOU KNOW WHAT?! I QUIT!
Foxy Pirate Fox What's wrong Bonnie?
Bonnie Bunny YOU'RE NOT FUNNY, Foxy!
Foxy Pirate Fox LOL Knot!
Bonnie Bunny GOODBYE FACEBOOK!!!
Facebook Fazbear Goodbye Bonnie
Bonnie Bunny Seriously Freddy?!
Facebook Fazbear I finally know how to change my name on Facebook!
Mangle Broken Fox Can you teach me Freddy?
Facebook Fazbear Okay! :D
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Foxy Pirate Fox So I changed my name on Facebook! How awesome is that?
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Foxy Pirate Fox Hey! That's my name!
Foxy Pirate Fox Hi, Foxy!
Foxy Pirate Fox Seriously, not cool! Wh-Why do you have my selfie as your Facebook profile picture?!
Foxy Pirate Fox Oh, for no reason.
Foxy Pirate Fox You better not impersonate me on Facebook or anything!
Foxy Pirate Fox I won't!
Foxy Pirate Fox Who are you anyway?!
Balloon Boy Got Swag Which is the real Foxy?
Foxy Pirate Fox Me!
Foxy Pirate Fox Him.
Foxy Pirate Fox Who the hell are you anyway?!
Foxy Pirate Fox Mangle.
Foxy Pirate Fox ...I'm out.
Balloon Boy Got Swag Who the hell are you?!
Balloon Boy Got Swag You.
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Fat Kid Arnold Fazbear's Fright isn't scary at all. There goes $10 that could have been used to get a large Starbucks and a $5 foot long.
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Toy Chica Chicken We know you stole Freddy's mic. Give it back.
Fat Kid Arnold Hell no! Why would I?
Toy Chica Chicken Want me to tell the gang you live in 420 Snoop Dogg Lane?
Fat Kid Arnold Tell them anyway! As if I care!
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Toy Chica Chicken I swear fat kids are easy to scare! --With Freddy Fazbear and 6 others at 420 Snoop Dogg Lane
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Fritz Smith Thank you for telling me where that fat kid who stole my mic lives.
Toy Chica Chicken You're welcome Freddy.
Fritz Smith Since when did you guys get Facebook?
Fritz Smith Since the beginning of time.
Fritz Smith Who are you supposed to be?!
Fritz Smith You.
Fritz Smith Fritz, I think you need to lay off the wine for a bit.
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Bonnie Bunny So I went to a fat kid's house and he ended up pissing his pants! --Feeling superior with Freddy Fazbear and 6 others
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Mike Schmidt Did you really? XD
Bonnie Bunny Yep! XD
Chica Chicken Hi, Mike!
Mike Schmidt Well, Chica, you've been giving me nightmares since I started working at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza.
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Mangle Broken Fox Goodnight everyone!
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Foxy Pirate Fox Google Search: Did you mean: Good morning ?
Bonnie Bunny You did not, Foxy!
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