Bungee Jumping

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Floppy: Hello! It's Floppy. We have another dare. Yeah...

Dare: i dare floppy to bungee jump -omgmikey

Steve: How's it going bros it's Steeeeeeeve! Wait. Am I late?
Floppy: Yeah.
Steve: Ugh! So, what's the dare this time.
Floppy: Today we are gonna go.....BUNGEE JUMPING!!
Steve: Floppy, I'm afraid of heights.
Floppy: Too bad.
Steve: Where are we going to bungee jump anyway?
Floppy: *googles the best places to bungee jump* Don't worry. I'll go easy on you. Ummm, how about Macau Tower?
Steve: Tell me more about it.
Floppy: The information just says that it is one of the highest bungee jumping spots in the world and it is a 233-meter drop.
Steve: NO!
Floppy: Fine. Geez. Just think of a random state in the United States.
Steve: Uh, Colorado.
Floppy: *googles bungee jumping spots in Colorado* What about, uh, The Royal Gorge Bridge.
Steve: More information.
Floppy: Uh, it's a bridge.
Steve: Good enough for me.

What Floppy didn't tell Steve is that the drop is 321 meters high.

Floppy: Yep.

At the bridge

Floppy: We're here!
Steve: Uh, this is higher than I thought.
Floppy: 🎶WE CAN'T BACK DOWN🎶

A/N: IF YOU GET THIS REFERENCE ILY

Steve: Okay. I'll do it, but just for the readers.
Floppy: YES!

Floppy and Steve get all geared up and get ready to jump.

Floppy: Okay we're gonna sing the Little Einsteins Theme Song while we're falling. Okay?
Steve: Okay.
Floppy: Maybe okay can be our always.

A/N: IF YOU DONT GET THIS REFERENCE YOU LIVE UNDER A ROCK.

Steve: Shut up.
Floppy and Steve: 5...4...3...2...1!!! *jumps*
Steve: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Floppy: READY?
Steve: YEAH!
Floppy and Steve: WE'RE GOING ON A TRIP IN OUR FAVORITE ROCKET SHIP, ZOOMING THROUGH THE SKY, LITTLE EINSTEINS, CLIMB ABOARD, GET READY TO EXPLORE, THERE'S SO MUCH TO FIND, LITTLE EINSTEINS!!!!!

After the session

Floppy: See, Steve wasn't that fun?
Steve: Yeah, I guess.
Floppy and Steve: Thank you omgmikey for your dare. BYE!!

A/N
If you're curious, the reference was from the Disney's "Camp Rock", and the other reference is from the one and only "The Fault In Our Stars". Thanks for reading! Bye!! 😋

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