Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach. (OC/Reader x Aizawa)

Operation Romcom

TW: SELF-HARM

"Excited for yet another staff meeting?" Aizawa groggily sipped on his coffee, glancing at the clock on the wall. Classes were starting back up today, the students having moved in the day before, and naturally there was to be a staff briefing beforehand. Aizawa and Y/N had spent the morning trying to stop Kaminari from putting a knife in the toaster to get his toast out, and Midoriya from putting a metal spoon and bowl in the microwave. The two were shocked at the lack of life skills the students had.

"Oh yeah, I'm dying from the anticipation." She lazily sucked on the straw of her iced coffee, as the teachers around the room were having their own conversations.

"Now that everyone's here, let's begin!" Nezu quietened the room down before speaking.

"After the incident at the mall yesterday, has everyone living in a dorm let the students know that they need a teacher chaperone to leave campus?" The faces around the room gave nods of affirmation. Apart from All Might.

"We need to address the elephant in the room. L/N suggested the trip to the mall in the first place, and it just so happened that a prolific villain got his hands on a student during this outing? Coincidence? I think not." The skinny All Might folded his arms, shooting a look of suspicion at Y/N.

"All Might, I'm about this close to leaping over this table and flooring your scrawny conspiracy believing ass-" She held her fingers together in a pinching gesture.

"L/N. Please." Nezu interrupted her. She scowled at the top hero.

"What is it gonna take? Hook me up to a lie detector if you want! Anything to get you off my back." She continued. Aizawa raised a brow.

"That... could actually be arranged." He pointed this statement at All Might. The skinny man's face looked as if he'd smelled something bad.

"Let's say I can arrange for someone I know with a lie detection quirk to come question L/N. Would that ease your concerns?" All Might guffawed doubtfully.

"Perfect. After school?" He asked. Y/N shrugged.

"Sure."

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With Present Mic looking after 1-A in their dorm, Aizawa was driving with Y/N to the police station.

"So, this detective has a sister with a lie detecting quirk?" She asked, beginning to get anxious with the prospect of letting out her secrets.

"Yes. I worked with her in Naruhata." She snapped her head to him, his focus remaining on the road.

"Really? I worked there a few times when I was 19." Aizawa thought for a moment.

"Huh. We could have run into each other." She laughed lightly.

"Sounds like fate." He looked at her for a moment, before turning back to the road.

"We'll have to talk about that some more." The pro hero pulled the car into the police station, the pair got out soon after.

"Aizawa!" A woman waved from the doors, walking up to them.

"Makoto. Thanks for agreeing to help us today." He gave her a nod.

"Oh, don't be silly! Anything to help out a friend." She led them into the building, walking past metal detectors and other police officers.

"And you must be L/N?" She turned to her, opening a door to an interrogation room. Y/N nodded with a polite smile. Y/N took a seat at the table, and Makoto sat at the chair opposite.