Naruto: Did i Just Get Reincarnated as Gojo?

Chapter 31: Toying with the Cloud Kunoichi, Spending Cloud Money!

"Kaigetsu-kun...aren't we moving too fast?"

"We...we haven't built a foundation of feelings yet."

Samui clung to his arm, her head tilted, her voice barely a whisper.

At this moment, if Gojo Kaigetsu chose to push forward, she might actually give in.

However, Gojo Kaigetsu found that rather boring, perhaps a lingering effect from playing too many "Force the F*male Subordinate" type games in the past.

He had already passed that naive and restless age.

What he enjoyed now was the bizarre scenario of "Second playthrough! The Tamed Kunoichi" where she was the one actively seeking him!

He didn't want it, but she insisted on giving it!

Having experienced the surprising bounciness of a kunoichi today, Gojo Kaigetsu withdrew his aggressive chakra.

"Hmm~ perhaps I was a bit hasty. Let's start by Making our feelings then~"

Gojo Kaigetsu smoothly wrapped his arm around Samui's shoulders, closing the distance between them.

He might not be able to have the meat, but he could still enjoy the soup.

"Ai, you seem a bit down. Let me tell you some ninja world jokes to cheer you up~"

"Hmm..."

People from Kumogakure were always open to compromise.

If Gojo Kaigetsu had pushed for more, Samui might have refused, or maybe not. But since it was just a little snuggling, a gentle shoulder massage, she didn't object and simply allowed it.

This, you see, was called the "broken seal effect."

With a soft, aloof hum that only a mature woman could produce, Samui appeared uninterested.

"At a Kumogakure training ground, this conversation took place: 'Hello, friend.' 'Hello.' 'Are you an ANBU ninja?' 'No.' 'Were you before?' 'No.' 'Do you have any immediate family members working in the ANBU?' 'No.' 'Then get your damn foot off of me, you're stepping on my toes!'"

"What's the most common thing in Kumogakure?" "Temporary difficulties."

"What's the advantage of the Kumogakure system?" "Successfully overcoming difficulties that don't exist in other hidden villages."

"..."

The muscles on the right side of Samui's face twitched slightly, but she remained unresponsive.

Gojo Kaigetsu's competitive spirit was ignited. He continued:

"A Konoha ninja and a Kumogakure ninja were chatting."

"Konoha ninja: The happiest thing is to walk under the moonlight with a blonde woman. Then, we part ways at the end of the road."

"Kumogakure ninja: Cowardly Konoha ninja. The happiest thing should be someone knocking on your door in the middle of the night, and when you open it, they say: Killer Bee, you're under arrest. And I say: ANBU-sama, you've got the wrong person, Killer Bee lives next door."

A great man once said, any small number, when multiplied by a large number, becomes a significant number.

Despite trying his best to control it, the slight smile × the ample bosom still resulted in a visible jiggle.

Samui had to stop walking.

But she quickly realized the protagonist of the joke was their Kumogakure's Jinchuriki!