I love you 3000

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(This was supposed to be 3000 reasons to love Tony Stark/RDJ, clearly I didn't make it to 3000 and never will, but im gonna rewatch all the movies and interviews and add more.)

1. Rich jerk to selfless hero

 2. Irondad 

 3. Humor 

 4. "I told you, I don't want to hear about your weekend." 

 5. Genius

 6. Billionaire

 7. Playboy 

 8. Philanthropist

 9. Bromance with Steve Rogers 

 10. Rags to riches 

 11. Power bottom

 12. Science bros

 13. Short king

 14. Real America's ass 

 15. "Get that bitch off the monitor!"

 16. Picasso 

 17. Easter bunny 

 18. Sarcastic bitch 

 19. Party animal 

 20. Fashion Icon

 21. Ages like fine wine

 22. Pet lover

 23. Tony IRL 

 24. "If I'm going to be doing these things all day, I'm going to be fed." 

 25. Charismatic 

 26. Confident

 27. Carried MCU 

 28. I am Iron Man

 29. Fooood 

 30. "It's not about how much we lost; it's about how much we have left." 

 31. Voice actor

 32. One of the Chrises 

 33. Created the Iron Man Suit 

 34. Sunglass hoe 

 35. Martial arts 

 36. "I don't need you to tell me what I can't do."

 37. Sass master 

 38. Nickname queen

 39. Advanced AI Technology 

 40. Never backs down from a challenge 

 41. "Listen, smile, agree, and then do whatever the f** you were gonna do anyway." 

 42. "Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?"

 43. Inventive

 44. "It's not a hug, I'm just grabbing the door for you." 

 45. "Sometimes you gotta run before you can walk."

 46. Resilient 

 47. "I told you, I don't want to join your super-secret boy band." 

 48. Resourceful 

 49. Bold

 50. Determined

51. Creating time travel

52. "I love you 3000."

53. Donuts

54. Harley Keener

55. Jarvis

56. Taking the nuke through the wormhole.

57. Glue of the Avengers.

58. Taking a bullet for Captain America

59. "If you're nothing without this suit, then you shouldn't have it."

60. "We have a Hulk."

61. Always thinking ten steps ahead of everyone else.

62. "Sometimes I want to punch you in your perfect teeth."

63. Owns up to his mistakes

64. "We're the Avengers, not the Pre-vengers."

65. Improve 

66. House Party Protocol

67. "You're embarrassing me in front of the wizards."

68. Hulkbuster

69. Dum-E and U

70. "Proof that Tony Stark has a heart,"

71. "I'm a huge fan of the way you lose control and turn into an enormous green rage monster."

72. "Tony Stank"

73. "If you're going to stop me, you're going to have to kill me."

74. "I just finally know what I have to do, and I know in my heart that it's right."

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