The Regular Show X Reader

Just Friends

"In the battleground of the future, you'll need..." Mordecai said. "Laser-Sharp Vision, Laser-Fast Reflexes." (Y/n) said as she runs and jumps onto a table, then pants. "Hah! Uhh!" She said. "And most of all, you'll need to know how to fire a laser! Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew!" Rigby said, as he and Mordecai ran from their hiding spot and begin to "fire" at (Y/n). "Critical Damage! Critical Damage!

Beep, beep!" She imitates powering down and everyone laughs. "Aw, yeah-ah!" Rigby said. "Who's ready for Laser-Pocalyse?" Eileen said. "Yeah. Laser-Pocalyse gave them to us! After I did that investigative piece... "Laser Tag Fun Game of Funniest Game?" Sam asked. "This is gonna be so fun! It's been so long since we all hung out." Eileen said. "Yeah!" Rigby said. Suddenly his phone rings and he answers it. "Let me guess -- you forgot." Sherm said.

"Forgot what?" Rigby asked. "Your brother's fifth-degree judo cremony!" Sherm shouted furiously. "Tae Kwon Do, Sherm." Barbera corrected. "Oh, was that tonight?" Rigby asked in a bored tone. "Don't you use the "Was that tonight?" excuse on me. I taught you that! Now, look! If I got to be here, you got to be here!" Sherm shouted. "All right, all right!" Rigby said. "Your dad? Tell him I said Hi." (Y/n) said. "(Y/n) says hi." Rigby said. "Hi (Y/n)!" Sherm said. "Hi (Y/n)!" Barbera said.

"Hi (Y/n)!" The rest of Rigby's family said. "Ugh! I got to go to Don's Tae Kwon Dumb thing tonight for his stupid black belt." Rigby said. "Oh, that's right. I embroidered this celebratory headband for him." (Y/n) said, then she takes out a headband with him on it and three dragons. "I still think it could use more dragons." Rigby said. "Come on, Rigby. You don't want to keep Sherm waiting." Eileen said. "Uggggh!" Rigby said. "Rigby, can I talk to you for a sec?" (Y/n) pulls him and Mordecai away. "Dudes! What the heck? You can't leave me alone with Sam!" (Y/n) shouted.

"It's fine. You're just hanging out as friends." Rigby said. "Exactly." Mordecai said. "Yeah, but I don't know if he's gonna be cool with that." (Y/n) said. "Are you okay being alone with (Y/n)?" Eileen asked Sam. "I think so. We haven't hung out by ourselves in a while, so..." Sam said. "So?" Eileen asked. "Hey, whatever happens, happens." Sam shrugs. "Well, either way..." Eileen said. "Be strong." Both Eileen said to Sam, while Rigby and Mordecai said to (Y/n) at the same time. Later the chipmunk duo walk to the movies. "This is familiar, right?" Sam asked. "Yeah, last time I was at this theater, Mordecai and Rigby..." (Y/n) trails off. "But tonight, we're friends on a fun night out." (Y/n) said. "Right. Sam Smith reporting live on location of a fun night out." Sam said, pretending to be doing a broadcast. (Y/n) quickly puts her paws up.

"Uh, no cameras." She said, and the duo laugh, then sigh. "Okay, let's see what we got here. Hmm. Hmm." (Y/n) said as she looks through posters for movies playing. "Ooh! I've heard good things about Lovely Shovey." Sam teased playfully. "You know full well that I don't like romance movies, Sam." (Y/n) scolded, and Sam laughs. "How about... that one?" (Y/n) asked, pointing to a different poster. "Carter and Briggs 7 Heavily Armed: The Violencetown Flies"?" Sam asked, then turns to look at (Y/n) with a smirk and crosses his arms. "What?" She asked. "Mordecai and Rigby have REALLY rubbed off on you, huh?" Sam asked teasingly, and she shoves him playfully. "Shut up!" She said, and he laughs again. "Oh, speaking of which, have you been in contact with that other friend of yours since the Christmas party?" Sam asked.

"Thomas?" She asked. "Well, he did come back and visit me for my birthday, but that was a while ago." She then sighs and looks down. "I hope he's okay... I can't help but worry about him." (Y/n) said. "Yeah, I get it. Must be rough." Sam said. "Let's go see that movie." Sam smiles, and (Y/n) smiles at him. "Yo! Got some popcorn." Sam sad, as he sits next to (Y/n) with a bowl of popcorn. "Nice." She said.

The audience cheers as the movie starts. "Carter... Briggs... 7! Heavily Armed!" "Whoo!" (Y/n) said. "Yes!" Sam said. "Yeah, alright!" (Y/n) said. Suddenly the tape exploded. "Wha-uh?" (Y/n) asked. "Sorry, everybody. Our print of "Carter and Briggs 7". Has just spontaneously combusted." A movie employee said. "Boo!" (Y/n) said. "So in its place we will screen "Carter and Briggs 6: The Heart Shaped Badge." Enjoy!" He said. (Y/n)'s eyes widened with fear. "Ooh! I've never seen this one." Sam said. "Ah, vacation. No crime, no guns." Briggs said. "Briggs, there goes that cute waitress again. Ohhhhhhhhhhhh." Carter said.