Guidelines for Improper Use of Magical Peripherals

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Chapter 165 Princess and

the Pea Dazai Osamu, an ordinary handsome man who loves suicide, is keen on committing suicide every day. For a long time, his life motto is "If you can't die, commit suicide".

Although his suicide frequency has dropped significantly recently after making an agreement with his girlfriend on certain things, it is inevitable to commit suicide in daily life.

"Where is this?"

Dazai Osamu looked at the world in front of him in confusion - the sky was black, the ground was full of blood-colored enchanting red spider lilies, in the distance there was a mysterious river rushing, and countless hazy figures were floating around...

He thought for a few seconds, and the expression on his face changed from trance to shock, and then turned into a strange expression of nervousness and excitement.

This is - Sanzu River! The place where the dead go!

Oh my God, Yao-chan is so great! Just a random gift sent him down! As expected of his girlfriend!

Dazai danced with excitement on the spot, and for the first time understood the joy of Ranpo turning into a little bear and being stroked by the president on his knees.

——Their boys' happiness is sometimes so simple.

Meanwhile, in the real world.

Dazai Osamu, who had fainted on the ground after eating the "I can't stop making trouble mushroom", got up by himself without waiting for others to call the police, and then sang and danced, and it was tap dance - I have to say, the dance was moving.

Others were used to it, but Shibukawa You and California Kiyomitsu stared at this scene in amazement... Isn't this too demented? !

Miss Akiko smiled gently and took the girl and the boy away to drink tea.

"Ignore that idiot." The doctor said.

"But..." Shibukawa You was about to say something when he saw Dazai Osamu run to the corner and loudly confess to the floor-standing air conditioner as if no one was around, "You-chan, thank you so much! You have realized my dream for many years! I'm in Sanzu River!"

Shibukawa You's face suddenly turned red. This guy who was talking nonsense was simply publicly executing her! ... So she quickly took out the corresponding antidote and stuffed it into his mouth before it was over

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[*I can't stop making trouble: A mysterious mushroom from the comic "Day and Day". Its only function is to be the corresponding antidote of "I can't stop making trouble". However, the detoxification effect is still in doubt. When Matsuo Basho thought the poison had subsided after eating the detoxifying mushroom, he saw the "God of Haiku" in the hallucination again... What a troublesome life. (Current status: activated, number of uses: 0/1)]

Dazai Osamu, who didn't know that the antidote was taking effect, continued to wander in the world that only he could see. He didn't see any God of Haiku but saw the illusion of Shigawa Yo. After expressing his gratitude, the other party disappeared.

"What..." He was a little disappointed, like a politician who lost the election, "We agreed to die together for love..."

However, no one paid attention to him. Whether in the real world or in the hallucination world after being poisoned, Dazai Osamu had to continue walking forward after complaining a few words.