Guidelines for Improper Use of Magical Peripherals

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Chapter 198 An Ordinary Morning

When he woke up the next day, Shechuan Yao felt that not only his back and waist were a little sore, but his head also hurt... It was as if he had been forced to stay awake until five in the morning after drinking twenty cups of coffee the night before, and he had to get up for work an hour later.

But in the winter, it is completely understandable to want to stay in bed in such a soft and thick quilt that makes people feel safe, right?

Shechuan Yao yawned silently and naturally cast her eyes towards her boyfriend who was sleeping on the other side - and then the next second she opened her mouth in embarrassment, because this guy had been awake for who knows how long! And he didn't make any sound, just lying there looking at her without saying a word!

"Are you going to scare me to death?"

She felt like she was going to get scared so early in the morning.

"Eh?" Dazai asked in a sticky tone, "I thought looking at you like this would make you feel my love, Yao-chan."

Shechuan Yao retorted bluntly: "No, if I wake up and see that you have already cooked breakfast - that will make me feel more loved. Your behavior of staying in bed like this has no other effect except making me feel a little warmer in the quilt."

"...Ah, isn't it enough to make the quilt warm in the middle of winter? You are so greedy, Yao-chan." The black-haired man smiled and began his daily persecution of his girlfriend, then squeezed over to hug her tightly, and rubbed his head against the girl's neck affectionately, "But you did that last night, you clearly cried and begged..."

"Enough! Do

n't say it!" "Okay, then don't say it."

Shechuan Yao couldn't help blushing after finally stopping her outspoken idiot boyfriend.

What the hell, can words said in different occasions be said casually in other occasions! Don't you know that those words are simply shameful to hear in normal times?

The two of them continued to lie in bed without saying anything for a long time. Shechuan Yao let himself be hugged like a pillow, until a "knock knock" sound came from the window.

"What's that sound..." Dazai Osamu said in confusion. After all, his rental house was not close to the ground.

But seeing the girl's expression of "Don't bother me, I'm so sleepy", he still obediently lifted the quilt, climbed over the windowsill and opened the curtains a little.

A drone was floating outside the window, holding a mobile phone below. The mobile phone was exactly what Dazai Osamu threw in the living room last night.

"Good morning, Mr. Dazai, you look more handsome without the bandages." The drone issued the haunting artificial intelligence voice of Yunshen. The stiff and cold praise made people feel embarrassed every minute. "Your colleague, Mr. Kunikida Doppo, called you seventeen times in the past hour. I think if this continues, there is a great chance that he will break into your house and disturb your mother's rest..."

Dazai Osamu: ...

By the way, are you a little too "smart"? Well, he finally understood why his girlfriend asked him to leave all the electronic devices outside last night.