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*a phone buzzes as the editor picks it up and answers it*

Hey editor, it's Lbat! Let's go bowling!

*the editor immediately hangs up and puts their down only for Lbat to come bursting through the walls of their house*

Hey editor, let's go bowling!

*the editor just sits there while having an unamused look on their face*

You know that you're ruining the skit, right? *sighs* ...Guess, you've left me with no choice.

*Lbat proceeds to put the editor in a large bag and drags them all the way to a bowling ally*

Greetings there, fellow Eddheads! I'm your host Lbat and I'm here to give another Eddsworld episode review. Today, I'm here at this bowling alley. Why am I at a bowling alley? That's because the newest episode takes place at a bowling alley and I thought that it would the perfect place to be at just to give you my review on Pinheads. Without any further ado, let's get into the review.

The Review

After the beautiful animated intro ends, we find the boys at a bowling alley which Matt took them to for a day of fun. Matt then shows Tom and Edd on what the bowling alley features including smells which Tom then comments about the smell of feet.

Matt then realized that Tom was right about the smell of feet as he tries to not to pass out from it. Edd then comes up beside Matt while eating nachos. Matt questions where Edd found them which Edd proceeds to say that it was none of business before grabbing a cup of soda from... thin air?

Meanwhile Tom finds a bowling ball which reminded him of his mother as Tom gets emotional about it. Edd then comes up from behind Tom while holding a sundae and asks Tom what's wrong. Tom then tells Edd not to worry about it. In true Edd fashion, Edd proceeds to not worry about it.

Congratulations Tom, you've played yourself.

Anyway, Tom tells Edd that every time he goes out bowling something bad happens as the camera dramatically zooms in only for Edd to slowly get close to Tom and proceeds to eat a nacho. Tom then says that only idiots like bowling at we see Matt juggling bowling balls while saying that he likes bowling in the background. Shortly after that, a bowling ball hits Tom on the head.

We then see Edd at the automatic scorer about ready to start up a game. Edd says that he wants a simple, friendly game of bowling and not a big adventure with monsters and other things. Edd proceeds to ignore the fun-petition guy from Surf n Turf and an evil spirit which took control of the bowling alley's computer system while saying that he wants a normal game of bowling.

Tom then asks Edd why he was smiling only to look up at a computer which had uh... what's a word to describe what I'm going to say? Inappropriate? No, that's not right. Insulting? Close, but no. Hmm... Oh! Very silly names. Oh yeah, that's perfect.

Edd gave Tom, Matt, and himself very silly names which Tom wasn't all that impressed with. Tom proceeds to show Edd who could come up with way funnier names which got the attention of a mother and her daughter along with Edd who asks whatever Tom came up meant. Tom realizes that he made a typo and proceeds to fix which only made it worse as the mother shields her daughter's eyes.