HELLBØUND - Spring Broken // S1 Episode 4
The next morning, Blitzø and the crew driving their gray van along the street.
Blitzø: I love this song! *poorly singing along with "Mustang Dong" on the radio* 🎵You were a spicy little- uh- Demon with the- uh- bleach blonde haaaair!🎵
Loona is shown sitting in the passenger seat next to Blitzø, looking mildly annoyed at his singing. Moxxie covers his somehow non-existing ears in the back while Millie rolls down her window and smiles. Y/N had his headphones on listening to his favorite song as he sat next to Blitzø and Loona. As he was listening to his music, he thought to this morning.
(Flashback)
Y/N: Hey, Charlie. Can I talk to you for a second?
He says this as he walks into the kitchen to see Charlie and Vaggie in the same room.
Charlie: Sure. What's up?
Y/N: U-Umm... It's... about my... job... H-How would you feel about... me being an assassin?
Vaggie spat out her coffee and coughed while Charlie widened her eyes.
Charlie: You, an assassin?
Y/N: Now, I'm saying this figuratively! I'm not... saying this is official. I'm just saying and I want your honest opinion. How would you feel if I got a job as an assassin?
Charlie: I would feel concerned because you're literally out there, killing people.
Y/N: But, what if I'm only an assassin to those who are guilty? Y'know, I'd only target bad people.
Charlie: Well... I guess... that would make me feel better... But still, killing people?
Y/N: ...
Charlie: ... *sighs* I guess I'd allow it as long as you know that you're only punishing the guilty...
Y/N: *exhales in relief*
Charlie: Are you sure that this mysterious job of yours isn't like that?
Y/N: I... can't really confirm or deny it. I'll tell you about it later. Just trust me, okay?
Charlie: Okay...
(Present Day)
Y/N: ...
Blitzø: 🎵Fieeendin' for that semen when I caught your stare...🎵
As he kept driving and singing, Loona looked at Y/N as he was on his phone, listening to his own music. She looked at his spare hand and tried to go for it so that she could hold his hand as they drive into an old crowded parking lot.
Blitzø: 🎵Thooought it might be love, but you went-🎵
A pink car pulls into the remaining parking space.
Blitzø: Oh, shit! Fu-
Blitzø slams onto the brakes and the van skids to a stop. Blitzø turns off the radio and glares at the person in the pink car. He glances at the license plate, which reads "SUCK-4-LIFE".
Blitzø: Oh, you "suck for life", do ya?!
Blitzø pulls out a megaphone and yells into it.
Blitzø: Listen up, you unoriginal pink cum dump! You have three goddamn seconds to get your tits out of my parking spot!
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HAPPILY EVER HELLBØUND: Y/N L/N, the Demonic Hero (Hazbin Hotel X Helluva Boss)
Fanfiction"A Hero is an ordinary individual who finds the strength to persevere and endure in spite of overwhelming obstacles." Christopher Reeve, September 25, 1952 Once upon a time, in a world where angels are sent to Hell to kill sinners to restore their g...
