the tape dividing the two sides of the cabin was now gone, and there was heavy dislike in the air for the angry eva.
however, no matter the internal challenges you were all facing, it was all just a better show for chris to air, and therefore you were all quickly subjected to a new challenge.
"welcome to your next challenge" chris greets. "the time honored game of torture, 'say uncle'"
you raise an eyebrow.
"you're all about to be put through tests of endurance so insane that some of 'em sent our interns to the emergency room"
everyone grimaces.
"if you back down from the challenge or do not last the required 10 seconds, you will be eliminated. the winner will not only be safe from elimination, but will win this luxurious trailer, yours to take home at the end of the summer"
you deflate slightly. you'd never be able to take something like that home.
"what kinds of torture?" leshawna questions.
"why don't you ask my lovely assistant?"
everyone looks to chef, who was wearing a creepy white mask and holding a butchers knife.
maybe one of these challenges actually will end in my death..
"all right. let's do this!" chris laughs. "duncan, you're first up. let's spin the wheel of misfortune to select your torture" you share a grimace with the punk male beside you as chris spins the wheel holding all kinds of strange photos.
"turtle puck shots!"
duncan makes his way to the front and chris grabs his shoulder.
"our intern spent weeks collecting the grumpiest, angriest, crustiest, hungriest old snapping turtles on the island. while you stand in the goalie net completely unprotected, chef will fire off turtle snap shots"
chris pushes duncan into the goalie net, hurrying away.
"if you can stay in for 10 seconds, you'll go on to the second round"
the buzzer goes off and just about every turtle latches onto duncan.
you wince.
"and duncan moves on to the next round! isn't this fun?"
the next few rounds go by with lindsay getting a marshmallow wax (that she thorolughy enjoyed), geoff ending up with swamp leeches after swapping with bridgette, whose torture had been picked out especially by eva, owen in wooden shorts, gwen getting her nose hairs waxed, D.J getting squeezed by a snake, bridgette being covered in bees, and then eva in a crate with sasquatchanakwa (who did not return in one piece - sasquatchanakwa, not eva), however that meant bridgette was out with geoff as she had picked for eva to do the challenge.
finally, the torture wheel came down to you.
"now, finally, onto [name]! your torture will be.."
chris spins the wheel, landing on icecream.
you blink in mild confusion.
"ah! icecream dunk! you have to sit in a bucket of freezing cold ice cream for 10 seconds!"
you blink,
oh.. that's not that bad, right?
you head up to the pink-filled barrell, mildly upset to have to dirty your clothes, but jumping right in.
you frown quickly, the ice cream was incredibly cold and was beginning to hurt.
you breathe out, looking to the sky in an attempt to force the sun to be a bit hotter.
it didn't work, and when you finally emerged after the ten seconds, your skin was bright red and your clothes were sticky.
thankfully enough, chef had a bucket of water to toss over you, cleaning you mostly of the ice cream.
you returned to your seat, looking over at chris.
"now, let's see who showed less courage than eva and cried uncle!"
the next few rounds go by with many eliminations. trent, to the skunk jump. gwen, to the new-age music torture. lindsay, to the chainsaw haircut. and finally owen, who spun the ice cream and failed after getting a brain-freeze.
izzy, unsurprisingly made it through getting electrocuted by eels. she, then, volunteered herself for the poison ivy spa treatment.. for whatever reason. of course, by doing this, she eliminated herself.
unfortunately, you did not make it passed the round of allowing spiders to crawl all over you, opting out before they even got close.
that left eva and leshawna.
in one final challenge, leshawna took down a bear in a bear log roll challenge, taking home the win.
unsurprisingly, eva is voted off not even a full day after her return, and this time, you don't feel remotely bad.
