[DIA] BFDI x II A Black Hole living on Earth (Book #2)

Stellar Hoarder

Normal P.O.V:

Liy knocks on the front door to Black Hole's apartment and comes in to find Black Hole looking all over the place for something. 

Liy: Hey Black Hole, you ready to visit the aquarium? 

Black Hole: Almost, I have a bit of a uh problem though. 

The singularity lifts up the couch looking underneath until placing it back down.

Liy: Did you lose your purse again? 

Black Hole: Technically it's not a purse, it's a handbag. But yeah I seemed to have misplaced it. 

Liy: I'll help you find it. 

The two search the apartment from top to bottom when Liy soon notices a somewhat bulging door. And decides to look in there.

Liy: What could be in here..?

Black Hole realizes what Liy was about to do and tries to warn her but it was too late. 

Black Hole: *quiet gasp* WAIT LIY DON'T OPEN THA-

*CRASH*

Liy: AGH-!

The second the knob was turned the closet door flings open releasing an avalanche of items onto the light switch. Black Hole quickly hovers over to check on her. 

Black Hole: ..Sorry about that, I've been running a little low on storage space for my trinkets lately. 

Black Hole: Hmm maybe I left my handbag in there. 

While Black Hole dug through the pile of junk, Liy prys herself out from her trap and looks all over the place and to Black Hole still digging around. 

Liy: Oh my walls..

Black Hole: It's gotta be here somewhere. 

Liy: Forget the purse Black Hole, you're a packrat! 

Black Hole: No i'm not. 

Black Hole: eh just so I'm contextually aware, what exactly is a packrat?

Moments later a garage sale is arranged beside the apartment building where some of the other Death P.A.C.T.ers are gathered. 

Liy: Thank you all for coming and pitching in for this garage sale. I'm sure as we work together we can help Black Hole break his packrat behavior. Right Black Hole?

Black Hole: I do not like this at all.

Liy: Of course you don't, packrats hate having to clear out closet space. 

Pen: I'm surprised we haven't done this sooner. I've seen your room big guy, it's a real mess. 

Black Hole: Not my fault you can't navigate my living arrangements. 

Liy: Black Hole on earth this kind of thing is a serious problem. We're just doing our Death P.A.C.T. duty and helping our pathetic and hopeless friend. 

Black Hole: Hey! It's true but hey! 

Liy: Now let the garage sale commence! 

And with that the group being selling some of Black Hole's junk. 

Gelatin: How much for the spoons?

Pen: 25 cents each. 

Gelatin: Ooh what a deal. Hmm, my bestie Lollipop has been hinting that she'd like some new spoons for her birthday. 

Pen: Perfect, you can buy her one. 

Gelatin: One issue, she's somewhat particular about her spoons. Y'know how the rich folks are like, if I get her the wrong one it will be very awkward for both of us.

Pen: Why don't you buy all three just to be safe? 

Gelatin: You know what, it's less than a dollar. Why not?

Pineapple: Hmm, how much for that arcade gun? 

Liy: O-

Black Hole: That's not for sale, it's my son's favorite toy.

Cherry Jr: No it's not, I hate it.

Liy: |:\

Pineapple: How about this pickelhaube? 

Black Hole not that either, I keep my fridge magnets in this. 

Pineapple: Than how much for this dented flask bottle. 

Black Hole: Definitely not that! If you hold it over the sun it looks like Liy, with a beard and bump on her head-

Liy: 2.50 for all three. 

As Pineapple walks off with the items Black Hole sits there disgruntled. 

Black Hole: *quiet grumbles*

Liy: Breath..

Black Hole: how

~To be Continued~

(Author's NOTE: Looks like Black Hole's having his first ever garage sale, albeit against his own will. But better than a constantly cluttered apartment full of junk.  Leeet's hope the other's can help him through it.)