Bored Billy #1: 100 smart MLG things to write in a b0()K

1-25 M8

1. He took drugs and died

2. He fell in lava and because he was made of flesh, he survived and no scoped the people that were part of illuminate

3. He turned into a tree

4. This smart thing is part of the illuminate

5. They had babies

6. Humpty Dumpty had Doritos for dinner

7. 2 persons eat = glue

8. 8

9. That last one is part of illuminate

10. Gr8 j0b noob, now you have wasted 10 sentences of ur life reading this so far

11. Yo momma, this is not a joke, I was just saying hi

12. If you wanna know why 9+10=21, look at the next smart thing

13. 9+10=21 because the guy that asked the kid what the answer was said you stupid before and after he asked the kid, or did he say you s2pid? 9+10+2=21 illuminate confirmed

14. Bobdabuilder killz

15. M8 scrub s=z

16. Doritos are triangle, the illuminate is triangle, illuminate confirmed

17. Get shrekt scrublet

18. Instead of illuminated, there is squarinate

NINETEEN. (:

20. I like flamingoes

21. =. 10. +. 9.

22. Uoy llems nac I

23. 2 m8s 4 me

24. The illuminate can smell you because noses are triangle

25. Get out my car m8