76. 54. 32. 1
77. I am not a horse, I am a giraffe
78. Actually, ima tree
79. No wait, I'm a penguin
80. Nope nope nope, ima boss
81. Yes that sounds right
82. What would a twerking skeleton look like?
83. R doridos the only triangle shaped food? If not, write in the comments another triangle shaped food.
84. Hang on, why do books have comments?
85. The number 85 is the 70th word in this book
86. I'm hungry
87. Can I eat your elbow, hang on, I already said that
88. Snowmen ⛄️⛄️
89. The bo()k is nearly finished, better no scope some cheese burgers
90. I piss in bottles to keep out the haters
91. Get me a pwny
92. It's not my birthday but do it any way
93. Just a question, have you got a life?
94. 1v1 me m8
95. 5 more
96. Reversed 69, were is my pwny
97. This is the last 7 in the book
98. Bye snowman 9⛄️
99. THIS IS MLG
100. Well, good job, you just wasted one mlg book on your life, here is your coffee☕️
To be continued?
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