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26. Bob the builder ships Dora the explorer

27. If you here a fact in this b0()K, it is 100% true because it is gathered from wiki answers

28. I still have nightmares of bob the builder

29. I sent my zebra on a quest through time, he died. RIP zebra face 69-420

30. 30=3+0=3=triangle=illuminati confirmed

31. Humpy dumpy died and came back to life to no scope some scrubs

32. That was intense, MUM GET THE CAMERA

33. 420 blaze it scrub

34. ¡ @m b°rę|) scrub

35. He touched the brick and died

35. He licked the brick and 8 it

36. Calling spooperman to eat snail

37. Sanic in bed, he was never in bed

38. 2 mlg 4 u scrub

39. *dramatic voice* it's just a branch, he said, no it's a bed, let's get in bed, but I don't like u, but it im a horse, marry me. GREATEST SHIP OF TWO PEDESTRIANS EVAR!!!

40. This b0()k is starting to get weird... So keep reading

41. Get rekt from my naked squirrel, he is on your face and you don't wanna know what he is doing

42. Wipe your butt, oh wait that's just me

43. Can I eat your elbow

44. I am writing this b0()k to cure Ebola

45. I grow weed to feed my pet wombat

46. U use hax you nub

47. I use computer mouses to teleport to Canada

48. Siri ships cleverbot

49. How to make winter, eat jerky

50. That last joke was a little too far

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