26. Bob the builder ships Dora the explorer
27. If you here a fact in this b0()K, it is 100% true because it is gathered from wiki answers
28. I still have nightmares of bob the builder
29. I sent my zebra on a quest through time, he died. RIP zebra face 69-420
30. 30=3+0=3=triangle=illuminati confirmed
31. Humpy dumpy died and came back to life to no scope some scrubs
32. That was intense, MUM GET THE CAMERA
33. 420 blaze it scrub
34. ¡ @m b°rę|) scrub
35. He touched the brick and died
35. He licked the brick and 8 it
36. Calling spooperman to eat snail
37. Sanic in bed, he was never in bed
38. 2 mlg 4 u scrub
39. *dramatic voice* it's just a branch, he said, no it's a bed, let's get in bed, but I don't like u, but it im a horse, marry me. GREATEST SHIP OF TWO PEDESTRIANS EVAR!!!
40. This b0()k is starting to get weird... So keep reading
41. Get rekt from my naked squirrel, he is on your face and you don't wanna know what he is doing
42. Wipe your butt, oh wait that's just me
43. Can I eat your elbow
44. I am writing this b0()k to cure Ebola
45. I grow weed to feed my pet wombat
46. U use hax you nub
47. I use computer mouses to teleport to Canada
48. Siri ships cleverbot
49. How to make winter, eat jerky
50. That last joke was a little too far
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