The Book of Random Steve Queers

LOCKED IN??? (SeerxColle)

It wasn't night, but it wasn't day, maybe sometime around dusk or dawn by the time Colle woke up, his head throbbing. He could barely recall the events of th prior day.

"Gahh... My head," It wasn't Colles' voice, but it sounded so familiar. He looked over the edge of the window seat he'd woken up in to see Seer a few blocks away on the floor. His blue hair was a mess compared to normal, and his clothes were absolutely disheveled. Seer had definitely put up a fight against whatever put the two there.

"Seer, you okay?" Colle finally asked, swiping some of his red hair behind his ear. If Seer wasn't absolutely dizzy when he locked eyes with those ruby reds then he'd probably blush, maybe become absolutely embarrassed for looking so out of it, but his head hurt too much to care.

"Ugghhhh—Colle? What happened?" The Blue Steve sat up, not missing the piece of paper that fell from his chest when he moved. He picked it up and handed it to Colle to read since the little words made his head spin even faster.

"Dear friends,

I've locked you two this room until you can apologize for that little fight last week—and make a compromise for Seer to return, seeing as how Colle has been INSUFFERABLE in his absence.

No offence.

Sincerely, Goggles, and Dream Steve <3

Ps. Don't be worried about Seers head, he'll be fine, I just had to use a little extra sleeping magic to get him here -DS

"Well that answers all my questions." Seer said, rubbing his temples to ease the pain, which didn't seem to help either. "What did Goggles mean by 'insufferable' by the way?" He didn't notice it but Colles' face blushed a bright red, his face practically matched his hair. Colle tried to play it off but Seer wasn't having it, he kept pushing until the Red Steve finally caved.

"Fine, fine!" The explore hissed, slipping from the window seat to the floor, rubbing the back of his neck embarrassingly. "Goggles has always been the Steve I go to when I need to vent!" That barely answered anything, so Seer just crossed his arms, raising a brow questioningly. "Ughhh. After that little fight I may or may not have been ranting to Goggles the past... I don't know, week."

"Wow, no wonder you got us trapped here." Seer said sneeringly, head tilting back slightly. That ticked the other Steve off and his face quickly shifted into a snarl. When the Blue Steve noticed it was too late, because the other Steve was already on top of him. No fists were thrown, or even bites or scratches, it was simply both of them pulling hair and pushing each other around.

"If anything—It's your fault!" Colle yelped when he was pushed onto his stomach, the Blue Steve straddling his back to keep him pinned in place, smiling like a mad man who'd finally caught the tricky prey jumping through all the traps and tricks he'd set up. "If–if you'd just told the truth then maybe I wouldn't have been angry! I wouldn't have fought with you!"

"Told the truth about what, little red? I've not lied to you as of yet." Seer tilted his head, chest rising up and down swiftly as he regained oxygen. He leaned down, hands on either side of Colles head as he looked at the Red Steve's blushing face. Cute, absolutely adorable, little red.

"That... That you wanted to leave.." Colle whispered, avoiding eye contract with the other Steve. He seemed so blue, which was ironic considering the literal Blue Steve who was using his back like a bench just so he wouldn't run away. "I—I would have been fine if.. If you said it.. " Tears started to swell in the corners of his eyes, clearly he would not be okay if Seer ever left, which he never had the intentions of doing.

"My, my, little red, who said such things?" The Blue Steve finally got off Colles back—literally—and helped him sit up, keeping one hand on his arm to stroke soothing circles. "Colle, I had no intentions of leaving your side, what made you think this?"

"I—I don't remember..." He admitted, the tears that had formed started to slowly roll down his cheeks, only to be wiped away by the Blue Steve who looked sympathetic. "It's just this voice—so horrid and cruel saying you're going to leave... And—and go back to the Spirit World.. And leave m-me." His voice began to crack as more tears than Seer could erase spilled down his crimson cheeks.

"Shh.. It's okay, Colle, I swear to you I'll never leave your side." He whispered, pulling the Red Steve to his chest. His heart hurt more than his head at this point, he knew he was lying to Colle, soon he would leave. Just not in the way either of them ever thought he would. He could already feel the darkness crawling across his skin underneath his clothing, it was getting worse, but he had to hide it from Colle, he already had so much to do that Seer couldn't risk worrying him more.

So he'd suffer silently, waiting and watching until he couldn't anymore, keeping Colle safe until it was his time to be the villain of this story. Slowly he brushed his fingers through the bright red hair of the other Steve's and forced him to stand beside him, "Let's go see if we can get Goggles to let us out, yeah?" Colle nodded, already heading for the door in the other corner of the room.

"Colle!" Seer said, rushing beside the Red Steve.

"Yes?"

"I love you." He said before connecting their lips. It was the least he could do before the real war started, and this could possibly be the last moment he and Colle shared alone.

"I love you too, blue bird." The Red Steve finally smiled, cupping the others cheek before kissing him again.

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WOOOO FINALLY A COLLE AND SEER CHAPTER THESE TWO GAY BOIS HAVE BEEN ON MY WRITING LIST FOR A WHOOLEEE YEARRR.

but I finally decided today was the day to lock the two of them in a room with my writing block and see what came from it.

Also don't mind anything being not lore accurate—I haven't watched Steve Legends in a year. I swear I'll rewatch it!! I just haven't had the energy with school to do it, thankfully it's the summer and I've decided to be productive!

Expect another Silly Stories chapter soon (maybe) and probably a quick Bluebow chapter if I ever get to it. WHO BESIDES MY WRITING BLOCK KNOWS???

Anyways hope you loves had a good night/day<3

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