Teacher: If three ducks are sitting on a fence and you shoot one, how many ducks are left?
Student: None.
Teacher: Why?
Student: Because the shot scared them off.
Teacher: The answer is two but I like how you're thinking.
Student: Three women walk out of an ice cream shop, each one holding ice cream. The first woman is licking her ice cream. The second is sucking her ice cream. The third is biting her ice cream. Which one is married?
Teacher: The one sucking her ice cream.
Student: No. The one with the wedding ring. But I like how you're thinking.
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