Guy: I wasn't drunk last night.
Friend: You were in my pool trying to find Nemo, you asked your girlfriend if she was single, you were arguing with yourself over the phone and got mad when you hung up, you were throwing rocks at a cat and yelling 'GO PIKACHU', you were in my cupboard trying to get to Narnia, and, last but not least, you hugged a guy with a white beard and said 'Dumbledore! You're back!' Yeah. I think you were pretty drunk."
Guy: "Oh..."
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HumorA ton of random hilarious crap that will make you pee your pants. Yeah. It's that funny.
